Mar 11 2009Suri & Shiloh: This is the apocalypse
I've been working on this site a long time, so it's safe to say I've seen some pretty disturbing shit. Yet somehow nothing compares to the chill in my spine after looking at the current cover of OK! Magazine. Mostly because I immediately saw flashes of Suri and Shiloh holding severed heads while entering nuclear launch codes in the Oval Office. Now, I don't consider myself a psychic, but one time I predicted I'd go to the nudie bar for lunch, and it totally happened. We're doomed!
EDIT: Thanks to DarwinPolice for figuring out why this cover looks so familiar.
Aug 31 2007Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like her mom
Angelina Jolie took her four children to a Children's Petting Zoo in Central Park yesterday, and Shiloh made a rare appearance. Although being the daughter of Angelina Jolie it's not really any surprise she has lips like that. What is surprising, though, is that I read somewhere she can store up to twenty acorns in those cheeks. That's fact-tastic!
NOTE: When I say I read something somewhere, just assume I mean I had a delirious dream where everybody was human-sized chipmunks. But really, isn't that basically the same thing?
One more shot of Angelina with Shiloh after the jump.
