Sep 1 2009Sharon Stone in a bikini
Here's Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia over the weekend and looking like a healthy 51-year-old woman who knows her limits. Unlike, say, another 51-year-old woman I know who looks like she crawled out of a crypt to bench press Buicks. Now, I'm not mentioning any names because she'll probably sing her hit song "Material Girl" then put a curse on me like the one that made Guy Ritchie direct shitty movies because she wanted a divorce. So, yeah, no names.
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Aug 6 2009Sharon Stone wants you to see her nipples
Sharon Stone poses topless for Paris Match despite the fact she's 51, and Basic Instinct hasn't been part of the cultural zeitgeist in over a decade. Not that I'm equating this to some random elderly woman taking her shirt off, but why is this happening again? Was it Paris Match's turn to make sure Photoshop still works? If so, looks alright to me. Could use less old people though. Any way to turn that down a notch?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of hot flashes.
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Jul 7 2009Lindsay Lohan sued for stealing spray tan formula
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stealing the formula for her tanning spray Sevin Nyne. So let me get this straight, people believe Lindsay Lohan invented her own tanning spray? Wait, the secret ingredient's coke isn't it? Now I get it. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie ventures out amongst us. The little people. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sharon Stone was detained by police after fighting with a flight attendant Sunday. Hey! Nobody messes with the kindly folk who serve me booze on a plane. Where's my gun? [Celebslam]
- Kevin Federline maintains his unbelievable fatness by eating french fries in France. French fries. In France. Sort of puts his whole relationship with Britney in perspective, doesn't it? They're the same. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Paris Hilton is still talking about that time she had drunken sex with Cristiano Ronaldo on her sister's couch. You'd think she'd at least mention the part where Nicky flipped out and lit the whole thing on fire taking out half the block. C'mon. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes attended a casting call to find a "mini-Katie Holmes" for her new movie. Doesn't she live with one already? Goes by the name of "Tom." [Just Jared]
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May 18 2009Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?
- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol - because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly needs to make love to me. It's what Sawyer would want. Or Jack, I'm not picky either. [Jezebel]
- Penelope Cruz is currently battling food poisoning at Cannes. In case you were wondering about a marginally famous star's digestive system, gotcha covered. [ICYDK]
- LeAnn Rimes photographed with her alleged other man Eddie Cibrian yesterday during halftime at a Lakers game. Are all country singers retarded? If so, why won't they let Jessica Simpson in their club? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine is the new Matthew McConaughey. Who doesn't enjoy a shirtless Captain Kirk? Besides Sulu. [PopSugar]
Apr 26 2009Sharon Stone has implants
Here's a painfully thin Sharon Stone at "An Evening of Women" hosted by the Gay & Lesbian Center last night. She's always denied having implants, but when you drop this much weight and your chest looks bolted on for dear life, there's no hiding it. To prove my point, for a good twenty minutes I thought I was looking at Dolly Parton on meth. True story.
Oct 2 2008Sharon Stone denies Botox allegations
Sharon Stone is denying reports she wanted her eight-year-old son to get Botox for his foot odor problem, according to her attorney. Entertainment Tonight reports:
"This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute that she wanted to have her young 8 year-old son undergo Botox treatment at this time for his feet. Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication," her attorney Martin Singer tells ET. "Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."
And it's true: Sharon Stone didn't suggest Botox for her son's foot odor. She clearly said LASIK.
Oct 1 2008Sharon Stone should teach parenting classes
Sharon Stone lost custody of her eight-year-old son last week with little explanation as to why - until now. Turns out Sharon Stone has the parenting know-how of a jelly donut. Here's a snippet of the judge's ruling via People:
Saying that Stone is "unable to provide the structure, continuity and reliability that Roan needs, and candidly, deserves," the judge cited examples of Stone's overreactions, including her incorrect belief her son was suffering a spinal illness and her suggestion of using Botox for foot odor.
According to the papers, "As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected."
Nice. Now, don't get me wrong, Sharon Stone is clearly a goddamn nutbar, but explain to me how airing an eight-year-old boy's foot odor problem in the media was a smart move. Poor Roan's about to have an awesome day at school tomorrow: "Hey, Swamp Foot! Saw your mom's beave on cable last night." Yeah, that's not gonna mess a kid up. Also, I can't believe I forgot to DVR that shit. This is why I need TiVo.
Sep 23 2008Sharon Stone loses custody of her son
Sharon Stone has lost custody of her eight-year-old son Roan. Her ex-husband Phil Bronstein has had primary custody and a judge refused Sharon's pleas to change that arrangement, according to Entertainment Tonight:
According to court documents detailing a September 12, 2008 custody hearing, Phil Bronstein "shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent's (Sharon Stone's) request for modification of custody. The judge also notes this order is permanent unless there is a change of circumstances.
Jesus. Usually courts side with the mom unless they did something crazy. I wonder what - oh, right, it's Sharon Stone. False alarm, everybody!
