Jul 26 2007Scott Baio is desperate
Scott Baio reportedly tried to get an invitation to the after-party for Anne Hathaway's latest film, Becoming Jane, Tuesday at the Bowery Hotel, but was rejected because organizers didn't think he was "the right celeb" to have at the event.
Can you imagine what it's like to be Scott Baio? This guy used to sleep with Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Brooke Shields, and Heather Locklear, and now he's trying to weasel invitations to after-parties. It's like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven. I'd post his picture, but the sadness in his eyes would erode your human soul. So instead, here's Anne Hathaway and her big ol' cleavage. Yay!
NOTE: To make this a double whammy of people you don't care about, Peter Greene (the guy who played Zed in Pulp Fiction) was arrested Monday night for possession of crack cocaine.
Jul 16 2007Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell get married
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell got married on Saturday in a western-themed ceremony on their ranch in Los Angeles. And I hope they have a happy marriage and all that, but this is just confusing. Rebecca Romijn is a former Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. And Jerry O'Connell? Well he showed up to his wedding in a gray suit and sneakers. I'm not saying Rebecca Romijn has bad taste in men, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of these days she ended up married to a cardboard cutout of Scott Baio.
Feb 1 2007Danny Bonaduce is a freak of nature
Danny Bonaduce showed up topless to Podfitness.com's TV launch party yesterday because apparently 'hobo' is proper red carpet attire. I dunno what it is with washed up celebrities, but they always seem to gravitate towards looking like monsters. One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat.
A few more of Danny Bondacue defying description after the jump.
Jan 10 2007Mandy Moore dates DJ AM, God confused
I don't know why, but Mandy Moore and DJ AM (Niciole Richie's ex) are allegedly dating. They ran into each other at a New Year's Eve party in Miami and have been seeing each other since.
"It's really new. They're in the beginning stages of getting to know each other," says the source. "They're very into each other. It's very sweet."
I'm guessing Mandy Moore was molested by her uncle or some other fucked up shit, because she's got the worst taste in men allowed by law. Her previous boyfriends have included Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama, so I guess it was just a matter of time before she hooked up with DJ AM. This time next year she'll be dating Scott Baio, and the year after that she'll have hooked up with some vagrant she found living in a refrigerator box.
Aug 2 2004Wilmer Valderrama
How is it that Wilmer Valderrama keeps landing such big name girlfriends? Not that Lindsay Lohan is anywhere near the top of my list (unless you're talking about my whore list), but Mandy Moore certainly was an impressive and shocking catch. The idea that Fez from That 70's Show could have done the horizontal Salsa with Mandy Moore should give strange foreign men everywhere the hope that it really is possible for them to one day get with an amazingly gorgeous woman that's completely out of their league. Seriously though, Wilmer (what kind of name is Wilmer?) is like the Scott Baio of the modern age, using his questionable nationality to bag as many white women as possible. Looking back though, I'm sure Wilmer realizes that Mandy Moore was the highlight of his life, and that he will never again be with somebody so gorgeous. Ever. The step down from Mandy Moore to Lindsay Lohan is so great that most men would break their necks to even attempt it.
His Conquests Thus Far
Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan
