May 8 2009Sarah Silverman used to be skinny, right?

Here's Sarah Silverman on the set of her new movie Peep World, and I'm starting to see why she broke up with Jimmy Kimmel. He's contagious. That said, what are his thoughts on dating Lindsay Lohan? You know, just until the lizard back clears up. I'm not talking marriage here.

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Mar 8 2009Sarah Silverman ditches Jimmy Kimmel. For real this time.

Sarah Silverman has made a conscious decision to stop crying after sex and broke things off with Jimmy Kimmel, according to Us Magazine:

"Sarah initiated the split this time," the source tells Us. "He's bummed."
This breakup happened within the last two weeks.
"He's really blue -- very down," another source tells Us. "Seems like it's over for good this time. He's sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with."

No one can be entirely shocked by this news. I mean, ladies, look at Jimmy Kimmel. Would you let this man have sex with you? No, of course not. Now, guys, look at Sarah Silverman. Would you have sex with her? Yes, of course you would. Because let's face it, we'd probably put our penis in an electrical outlet if the thought ever occurred to us. .... *ZAP*

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Oct 20 2008Sarah Silverman booed off stage in London

Sarah Silverman gave her UK stand-up debut over the weekend and proceeded to have her ass booed offstage after only giving a 40-minute performance. Organizers attempted to force Sarah to give a Q&A session which she reluctantly agreed to before bolting, according to BBC News:

After the audience refused to leave, Silverman was forced to give a Q&A session as an encore after admitting she had no other material prepared. Unimpressed fans shouted "you're over-hyped Sarah" and "I've seen longer clips on YouTube", before the star told the audience to "go home" and then left the stage.
BBC Radio 1 reporter Kev Geoghegan, who was also at the gig, said Silverman looked "clearly mystified" as to why she had to return to the stage after her short set.
"A lot of people who paid £45 a ticket would have been aggrieved," he told the BBC News website. "For a gig that size of 3,600 people and a first night in London to show people what all the fuss in America is about her, she could've done more - she should have been able to fill for another 20 minutes."

Wait. There's fuss about Sarah Silverman in America? Ahahahahahaha! But, no, seriously, we'll trade her for that hot chick who does the Orbit gum commercials. Act now and we'll throw in Andy Dick.

NOTE: Probably should've asked this first: English people still drink a lot, right?

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Oct 7 2008Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel realize they can't do any better

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reunited after getting chased out of their respective villages with torches, People reports:

"They're taking it slow," says a source. "They're on the road back to being together again."
The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts.

So, to paraphrase: Two people started having really hairy sex again.

Sep 25 2008Sarah Silverman endorses Barack Obama - by insulting black people

Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama in this video that encourages her fellow Jews to blackmail their Florida-residing grandparents into voting for Obama. I posted it because I know how much you guys love when celebrities talk about politics. It's your favorite :)

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language such as fuck, shit, damn and brisket.

Jul 14 2008Sarah Silverman decides five years of pity sex is enough for Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have officially split, according to Vanity Fair.com:

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

The two dated for roughly five years in a situation that left many wondering "Is Jimmy Kimmel really that funny off-camera or does his penis double as an espresso maker?" The world may never know.

UPDATE: It opens a portal to Narnia. I can't really get into how I found out, but you should probably know The Geekologie Writer will be MIA for a couple of days...

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Feb 26 2008Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel have intercourse

During his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired his rebuttal to Sarah Silverman's hilarious video "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." What you're about to see is the star-studded video for "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck." And, seriously, this thing has everybody: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, McLovin and classically-trained Josh Groban belting out the chorus which for some reason cracked my shit up. It also unfortunately has Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, so my apologies. Anyway, enjoy.

Feb 1 2008Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon have intercourse

Here's a surprisingly hilarious clip Sarah Silverman made for last night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel. It's by far the funniest thing I've seen Matt Damon do. Or Sarah Silverman for that matter. Though, I gotta admit, I hope it's just a joke because Jimmy and Sarah seem like such a nice gay couple. You know, because they're both dudes.

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