Oct 15 2009Rose McGowan's plastic surgery stopped working
I don't know if Rose McGowan's plastic surgery is wearing off, or if she legitimately wants to look like Cesar Romero from the 60s Batman TV show. It's anyone's guess, really.
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Oct 1 2009Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news
- Jude Law's dramatic reading of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face." [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip]
- La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus Juice time? That's what I'm saying. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner was "very vanilla" in bed. I would've assumed he was more Cookies n' Douche. [Celebslam]
- Reese Witherspoon's chin is getting out of hand. Look, she almost stabbed Paul Rudd! Then who's going to star in every Judd Apatow movie? [PopSugar]
- Rachel Bilson wears jorts. [Just Jared]
- Rose McGowan has ditched Robert Rodriguez. Awesome, now somebody with breasts can play Barbarella as God intended it. [WonderWall]
- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively hasn't made me forget about you. Completely. For the most part. [ICYDK]
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Sep 20 2007Rose McGowan, Zac Efron have casting troubles
Rose McGowan was being considered for a starring role in “Speed Racer,” but the studio felt her plastic surgery left her unrecognizable. NY Daily News reports:
McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done, and that it cost her the role. "The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was," says our insider.
Rose wasn’t the only one passed over. Zac Efron was up for the title role, but wasn’t the right fit:
”During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn't feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”
Hollywood executives are so stupid. I would totally believe Zac Efron as a sexually confused race-car driver. And who better to play his post-op tranny love-interest than Rose McGowan? Damn, that concept just sells itself. People are reading this post right now and dumping money onto their keyboards, screaming “Sold!” This is why I should be the head of a studio – besides the one in my basement where, I like to believe, I make more than what society calls "porn." I make art. Art that’s generously seasoned with people doing it on my dryer. While my cat watches.
Sep 19 2007Rose McGowan has fairy-tale engagement
Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriquez are engaged. Page Six has the details:
Spies in L.A. report she's been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez. McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror." He was soon divorcing his wife.
That is hands-down the most awesome engagement story I’ve ever heard. Just imagine telling that to your kids: “Mom, how did you meet dad? Well, honey, he made a movie where I played a stripper with a machine-gun leg. Also, his wife at the time was the producer. So she pretty much paid your father to do me in a trailer off-set. Now run along and play, dear.” If that's not true romance, I don't know what is. I'm surprised Disney hasn't made an animated movie about them.
Apr 6 2007Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan pose naked
I'll only watch a movie if the female stars agree to pose naked wearing nothing but bullets. This is especially true if the movie stars Rosie O'Donnell and Kathy Bates. And by especially true I mean not true at all. Because that would be the day all the penises on Earth died.
Mar 28 2007Rose McGowan is self absorbed
Rose McGowan reportedly warned her female co-stars not to wear red to the LA premiere of Grindhouse so her dress wouldn't be upstaged. A source says:
"It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she's self-obsessed." Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. "It was basically a '[Bleep] you!' to Rose," said the source.
Her dress actually looks pretty good, which is too bad because it would've been ironic if it looked stupid as hell. Like if she was freaking out and yelling at everybody not to wear red and her dress turned out to be a tomato costume or something.
Mar 21 2007Rose McGowan forgets her bra
If you can forget about these shots of Rose McGowan's droopy eye you might actually enjoy this shot of her braless in a see-through shirt. She looks surprisingly good for somebody who two days ago I thought made a living off scaring little children.
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Mar 19 2007Rose McGowan almost lost her eye
Rose McGowan was in a car accident a few weeks ago and the accident pushed her glasses into her face, slicing into it. She was scared of scarring but found an excellent plastic surgeon. She says:
"I didn't realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye."
And that's basically why I stopped wearing glasses. Sure, everything looks blurry, but I think all the people at the mall I drove through yesterday will agree that it's totally worth it. At least they would if they could speak. Turns out blurry teenagers aren't as immune to being run over by a car as you'd think.
