Aug 18 2009Robin Wright Penn files for divorce. C'mon!
Less than two months after Sean Penn dismissed his petition for divorce (For the second time.), Robin Wright Penn has apparently filed for divorce and this time she's not dicking around. Maybe. I think. Don't quote me on that. People reports:
The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that "both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody" over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that "the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property."
The reason for the split is listed as "irreconcilable differences." Wright Penn, best known for roles in The Princess Bride and Forrest Gump, is not seeking spousal support.
In an interview released Monday, the actress told More magazine that she had no plans to reconcile with her husband. "I hit that crossroad a while ago," she said. "I know what I don't want."
For the love of- Can we just skip these back and forth divorce shenanigans and skip to the part where Sean Penn starts wearing an earring and banging Lindsay Lohan? Because that's where this is headed. Provided he finds the spell to revert Samantha Ronson back to her stone form. Otherwise, it's random college chicks who he'll call "Natalie" during sex.
May 21 2009Sean Penn calls off divorce - again
Since Sean Penn apparently struck out with Natalie Portman, it's back to Ol' Reliable, according to People:
The Oscar-winning actor filed a request Thursday to dismiss his legal separation case, Marin County, Calif., court records show.
"This appears to imply that they're reconciling again," says L.A. divorce lawyer Lynn Soodik, who is not involved with the case. "It's unlikely Sean Penn would request a dismissal for any other reason."
Or maybe he just felt like having an excuse to yell "Psyche!" Ha! Got her good that time, Sean Penn. Now who wants hookers?
