Aug 6 2008Britney Spears to star in new Quentin Tarantino film?

Quentin Tarantino is reportedly trying to cast Britney Spears in his remake of the 1965 film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Apparently, Tarantino can't imagine anyone else tackling the role of a lesbian stripper. Way to dream big there, buddy. The UK Telegraph reports:

Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.
Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers.
A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

This could work. Britney's playing a psycho lesbian stripper which isn't too far off from her real-life role as a psycho amateur stripper. You know the type: Hasn't quite mastered flashing her boobs yet but is aces at flashing the beave. Keep practicing!

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Dec 14 2007Quentin Tarantino thinks Lindsay is the best

Quentin Tarantino has officially lost his shit. Yesterday at the 68th Annual Golden Globe nominations ceremony he told OK! Magazine he would love to work with Lindsay Lohan:

"[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood."
When asked if he'd ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, "I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!"

A coffin. With both of them inside. Then I’d drop it somewhere deep within the Pacific. Now let’s go watch Sister Street Fighter and get ourselves some tasty milkshakes.

[Flashback to a minute ago.]

Do you know what I’d like to see Quentin cast Lindsay in? You’re going to want to sit down for this one, daddy-o.

Directed by Quentin Tarantino. He hates chronology.

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