Apr 8 2009Zac Efron does one of those 'Funny or Die' videos. Guess what it falls under.
I've determined Funny or Die makes two types of videos (besides the obvious):
1. Whatever the hell kind of awesome this "leaked" version of Wolverine is.
2. Painfully long skits featuring tons of celebs who might as well be getting blown by the director - such as the above video starring Zac Efron. Because it's always so hilarious seeing stars "act" like they're being candid. I mean, Brody Jenner touting the liberal economic policies of Paul Krugman even though he's a spoiled white rich kid from Orange County? Oh, the delicious irony! Please kill me.
Jun 3 2008Queen Latifah in a swimsuit = jolly!
Upholding my never-ending quest to post bikini pictures of the stars, here's shots of Queen Latifah in Miami enjoying some aquatic activities. As a boob-lover, all I can say is DAMN! Where do the breasts end and the woman begin? But, seriously, I really want to know. I've been staring at these pics for hours and I'm totally lost. Okay, that's a thigh. Or is it an arm? Wait, I'm looking at manatee pictures. How'd these get mixed in? Geekologist!
Jul 27 2007Victoria Beckham has hard nipples
It sort of defeats the purpose of a bra when your nipples are made from solid diamond. No, wait, not diamond. The stuff they use to cut diamond. And it's probably not good for Queen Latifah's self esteem to be running into Victoria Beckham. It'd be like Lindsay Lohan running into Stephen Hawking. Or a NASA scientist. Or a cat pawing at a ball of yarn.
Mar 22 2007Queen Latifah doesn't like her swimsuit
Queen Latifah gave the paparazzi the finger while vacationing in Maui. And I guess I'd be pretty mad too if I looked like that. I sort of expected gravy to be dripping from the side of her mouth. Aren't there weight requirements for buying a swimsuit? I mean, Jesus, you need a license to own a gun, and I'd rather be shot twice than have to look at this thing. It's not even a body anymore. It's just...shapes.
A bunch more of Queen Latifah after the jump, including one of her picking her wedgie. Consider this your final warning before the ensuing madness.
Mar 7 2006Serena Williams is a drunk
Serena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Witnesses spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. "They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out," said a source. Serena - who'd been indulging in Moet Champagne - stumbled out early from a party attended by Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long.
I don't know much about Serena Williams. Hell, I don't even watch ping-pong, cause the asian players are always flying around destroying people like a bunch of angry Shaolin monks. But I don't think drinking will improve her chances of winning. Unless she's trying to win a gang-bang. In which case, game on.
