Nov 25 2008Paris Hilton doesn't have time for heartache, or decorum
Paris Hilton isn't taking her split with Benji Madden late last week sitting down. In fact, she celebrated the break-up by prancing around dressed as some kind of slutty meter maid for the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Viper Room in L.A. on Sunday night. Good for you, Paris; after being a relationship that couldn't be captured in its entirety on a sex tape for once in your life, your reputation was in serious danger. People might have started thinking that you weren't a walking magnet for every male within a two-mile radius. And with America's current financial crisis, there's no telling how that might effect the Dow Jones. Way to serve your country, Paris. You're practically George Washington. With nicer curves.
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Sep 24 2008The Pussycat Dolls pretend they're not strippers
These are shots of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday for the release of their new album Doll Domination. I never really got the appeal of this group. I mean, they're strippers, but they "sing" so that makes them role models for young girls? Then again, this ensures a bright future free of disastrous stripper shortages...
Who do I write a check to so this never stops happening?
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Aug 18 2008Kim Kardashian performs with Pussycat Dolls
Dear Mr. President,
It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!)
During this darkest hour, I can't help but think, had you provided me with a jetpack, we could've turned this thing around. Sure, I only wanted to wear it while having sex with models, but if you know another way to win the war on terror, I'm all ears.
Didn't think so,
The Superficial Writer
NOTE: Video after the jump. It's the only one I could get my hands on, and it, uh, might try to sell you porn. So, no need to thank me. I love my peoples!
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Jun 17 2008Pussycat Dolls unveil new video, Britney not included
Britney Spears filmed a cameo for the new Pussycat Dolls video "When I Grow Up," but her part was quietly axed before the debut over the weekend. To be honest, I'm not really sure why Britney was included in the first place. The video showcases the Dolls' peak physical fitness, proficient choreography and ability to respond to verbal interaction. So basically everything that Britney Spears is not. Unless choreography is code for "I love Wendy's Baconator."
Video after the jump.
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Jun 5 2008Britney Spears to appear in new Pussycat Dolls video
Britney Spears will have a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls video for "When I Grow Up." But she will neither sing nor dance leading me to believe Britney will perhaps walk down the street and silently nod to Nicole Scherzinger. Almost as if to say "Where's the snack table?" People reports:
"It's a small part," says a source about the popstar's visit to the L.A. set of the group's video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.
Judging by these photos, this video includes scantily clad women and automobiles. Yet someone thought it'd be wise to add Britney Spears to an already perfect equation. Britney Spears and cars, yes, what could possibly go wrong? Hmm. Fortunately, the Pussycat Dolls are easy to replace. In fact, I'm looking at two stand-in's right now. Oh, wait, they climbed off the poles and want their dollars. Excuse me while I fake a heart attack. MY CHEST!
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Feb 18 2008Paris Hilton performs with Pussycat Dolls
I'm not sure how many birthdays Paris Hilton has, but Saturday night she celebrated her 27th again by performing with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. Despite not wearing protective eyewear and Paris having the coordination of a ham sandwich, nobody was injured. At least until after the show when Paris' outfits had to be burned along with two Pussycat Dolls who helped her change. They knew the risks.
Video after the jump.
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