Feb 11 2009Prince Harry makes another racist remark
Prince Harry is facing criticism again after allegedly making a racist remark to comedian Stephen K. Amos who performed for his father. Harry had been in trouble before for making a comment about a Pakistani officer in his army unit. This time he could've been making a joke but instead completely failed. Something I know absolutely nothing about. The Daily Mirror reports:
Speaking on Five’s The Wright Stuff yesterday, Amos said it came as he lined up with other stars after the performance.
He explained: “Harry said, ‘Hello, tell me, amusing… but you don’t sound like a black chap.”
As fellow panellist Lowri Turner gasped along with presenter Wright, Amos added: “I wanted to say, (putting on an accent) ‘How is I supposed to sound?’” Asked if the remark had been made in jest, he replied: “I hope it was.” But Turner scoffed: “That’s not the point.”
I, too, want to know how Amos was supposed to sound because, basing this solely on Guy Ritchie movies, British black guys sound exactly like British white guys. And both are hilarious jewel thieves. That's science.
Jan 25 2009Prince Harry & Chelsy Davy split
Prince Harry and his on/off girlfriend of five years Chelsy Davy have called it quits, according to News of the World:
Last night a senior source close to the prince confirmed the split and insisted the pair parted “amicably“ because the relationship had, “simply run its course”.
Meanwhile Chelsy’s friends were rallying around her after the meltdown of her fiery romance.
One told us: “She has simply had enough. They have been going through what she calls a ‘rough patch’ and she didn’t see the point in going on.”
Sources close to Chelsy say she feels “betrayed” by Harry’s constant flirting.
“There has been talk of other girls—but Harry denied it. Chelsy felt it was time to call it a day,” said the pal.
Wow. Could you imagine dating a real life prince? Not that I'm sitting here doing that while sighing wistfully in front of the window or anything. As for the tiara, I wear it because I love women and 4-wheel drive vehicles so much. True story.
Dec 30 2008Prince Harry's girlfriend learns the time-honored tradition of royal bikinification
These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I'd knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does she tell time on top of Parliament or look like my grandmother? Then I bid you "nay." Sir Cockerton of PantsHugely demands satisfaction! Here here!
Feb 29 2008Prince Harry gets screwed by Drudge Report
Matt Drudge broke the news that Prince Harry was currently serving in Afghanistan. Prince Harry was really stoked to be fighting terrorists and thought it would honor his mom's memory. Well, now he's getting brought home because of the media coverage. I'm sure Prince Harry can't wait to thank Matt Drudge with a grenade to the nuts. The AP reports:
He was originally due to return to Britain within weeks, but "the situation has now clearly changed," the statement said. The decision was based on concerns that worldwide media coverage of Harry in Afghanistan could put him and his comrades at increased risk.
The ministry asked the media not to speculate on Harry's location — or how and when he would return — until he was back in Britain.
I'm not even going to get political because this site is all about boobs and my wang firing laser beams. *ZAP* Take that, empty soda can on Frank the intern's head! Anyway, I think it's pretty cool that a celebrity wanted to actually put his life on the line and be a soldier. I'd like to see more of them take that initiative. In fact, the government should form a special platoon consisting of Criss Angel, Ashton Kutcher, Milo Ventimiglia (Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on Hayden.), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Their mission: I could care less as long they test land mines with their faces. Watch out, Al Qaeda, the Dipshit Brigade is on the prowl!
