Nov 21 2009Levi Johnston in Playgirl
Here's the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl.com shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don't post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry demographic a little love. Now that that's out of the way, can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is using his own hands to cover his genitals or am I the only one with a chorus of tiny angels that does that for me? "ALLELUIA!" Hey, knock it off. I didn't say the magic word yet, and we're nowhere near the front window at Starbuc- Whoa, look at that chick. "ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA-ALLEUIA!"
UPDATE: Photos removed by request but you can still see them at Playgirl.com.
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Mar 20 2008Eliot Spitzer sought by Playgirl
Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it's only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer's post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley's $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:
Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?
Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called security when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.
