Nov 21 2009Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless

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These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I'm not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would've came to their little launch event this week. -- Okay, you're right, I still wouldn't have shown up, but I might have sent an intern with a duffel bag and instructions to get Ashley Greene's phone number because apparently she's the easy one. So put that in your marketing pipe and smoke it.

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Jun 17 2009Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models I don't know do topless stuff

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Here's Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren't important to me posing for famed photographer Terry Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They're pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing that will happen to any of you all week. Let's not ruin it with words. Shh. Shh. Just emotions.

Thanks to Cory who should be anchoring goddamn CNN. The man knows news.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Obviously.