Oct 8 2009Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]
- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]
- Naomi Watts is somehow the "Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood." [PopSugar]
- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]
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Sep 11 2009Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news
- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to things besides laughter and a high five from Reginald VelJohnson. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer still thinks it's ironic to dress like it's 1985. [PopSugar]
- Mischa Barton is still blaming her wisdom teeth for a trip to the psych ward. But then again she is crazy. [Celebitchy]
- Audrina Patridge has a stalker. Just in time for her new movie to open. Who could've predicted that besides pretty much everybody? [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz does NOT have a miniature Javier Bardem in her uterus. [ICYDK]
- Jennifer Aniston wants to take time off from acting which is funny because I can't remember the last time I watched a movie with her in it. What was that one where they were always at that coffee shop? [Parade]
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Sep 10 2009Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin and other news
- Dannielynn Birkhead is freaking THREE already. It seems like only yesterday she literally fell out of Anna Nicole Smith. [OK! Magazine]
- Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. [Lainey Gossip]
- Penelope Cruz is either not pregnant anymore or wants her unborn child to have the mental wherewithal of Britney Spears. [Just Jared]
- Mickey Rourke is banging a model 30 years younger than him. God bless America. [PopEater]
- Felicity Huffman was mistaken for Madonna. So somebody found Felicity's corpse? I'm confused. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Jessica Parker dressing like she's in the 80s < Sarah Jessica Parker when it actually was the 80s. Robert Downey, Jr. knows what's up. (Or not because coke is delicious.) [The Blemish]
- Jessica Szohr should be the poster child to help find a cure for butterface. Seriously, amazing body, and then my dad's face after it fell asleep in a tanning bed. [Socialite Life]
May 18 2009Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?
- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol - because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly needs to make love to me. It's what Sawyer would want. Or Jack, I'm not picky either. [Jezebel]
- Penelope Cruz is currently battling food poisoning at Cannes. In case you were wondering about a marginally famous star's digestive system, gotcha covered. [ICYDK]
- LeAnn Rimes photographed with her alleged other man Eddie Cibrian yesterday during halftime at a Lakers game. Are all country singers retarded? If so, why won't they let Jessica Simpson in their club? [Just Jared]
- Chris Pine is the new Matthew McConaughey. Who doesn't enjoy a shirtless Captain Kirk? Besides Sulu. [PopSugar]
Feb 23 2009The Most Important People Ever. (Until about noon-ish.)
Here are the most important actors of the moment despite the fact not one of them has been a guest star on Lost. Try and figure that one out. Anyway, the winners of the 81st Annual Academy Awards:
Best Actress: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Best Actor: Sean Penn, Milk
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
I feel kind of bad that I've only seen one of the four movies listed above, and it wasn't even the one where Penelope Cruz makes out with Scarlett Johansson. That's like sleeping through Christmas. Twice.
NOTE: For the whole 2009 Oscars enchilada scope out I Watch Stuff.com's liveblog coverage. Because I'm lazy.
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Jan 4 2008Penelope Cruz shares a lesbian kiss with a special someone
In these screenshots Penelope Cruz plays some sort of hot lesbian librarian in her brother Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar.” And who’s that woman Penelope is kissing, you ask? Maybe it's, oh I dunno, her sister Monica. The idea was cooked up by Eduardo who wanted to generate some controversial publicity, according to FOX News:
“I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
Wow, I can honestly say that the last two people I’d want making out in my music video would be my sisters. Unless, of course, I never wanted an erection ever again. Then, yeah, this is exactly the route I would take.
NOTE: Secret kudos to Eduardo Cruz for pulling this off. Hey, they’re not my sisters.
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Dec 4 2007Penelope Cruz gets the presidential treatment
Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:
After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, "I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I'm not of Spanish descent, I've seen every one of Penelope Cruz's movies - and I liked them all."
SWISH!
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Jul 20 2007Penelope and Monica Cruz wear bikinis
Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica Cruz spent the week in Ibiza debuting their Autumn/Winter fashion collection which they were hired to design for fashion brand Mango. Which nobody actually cares about, I just wanted an excuse to post these pictures of them in their bikinis. And you know what else I want an excuse to do? Uppercut a baby panda in the jaw. Those sons of bitches think they're so cute. Who's cute now?!
