Nov 8 2009Pamela Anderson wants to make you smell
Where leathered skin meets hepatitis in a gang-bang of intrigue.
MALIBU by Pamela Anderson: Because sometimes giving head on the first date isn't trashy enough.
Available at Walmart.
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Oct 26 2009Bad day to be snow.
Here's Pamela Anderson at an event in Malibu yesterday to promote the 2010 Winter Olympic Games. I'm not about to say she was dressed inappropriately, but before she got there the entire park was entirely covered with snow and birds weren't falling out of trees with little X's for eyes. I'm just stating the facts.
Thanks to Isabel who will not be betting on the US Snowboarding Team this year on account of the quarantine.
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Oct 23 2009Don't make her hump this seal, man! She'll do it. She'll freakin' do it.
Pamela Anderson attended some sort of PETA rally to save the seals this morning which involved her rubbing hepatitis all over a guy in a seal costume. I suck at deciphering symbolism, so let's just assume this somehow discourages anyone to touch a seal again. Without at least five condoms on.
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Oct 15 2009Pamela Anderson goes back to the well
Here's Pamela Anderson in her old Baywatch swimsuit at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami yesterday, and I had no idea the ravages of time counted as fashion these days. Along with bruises.. These are pics from a women's shelter, aren't they? Awkward.
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Oct 14 2009Pamela Anderson criticized for using child as fashion accessory
Pamela Anderson was simply following the hot, new trend of exploiting children when she used a nine-year-old girl to hold her dress at the Hollywood Style Awards. But it appears some child advocacy groups don't appreciate fashion. Page Six reports:
One guest told Page Six, "People were genuinely shocked. She didn't even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela's feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away.
"Pamela was telling people it was her daughter," the attendee said. "And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted 'daughter' in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train."
Adelaide is the daughter of makeup artist to the stars Sharon Gault, who was believed to be at the event.
A spokesman for the Child Labor Coalition said, "I would want to speak to the child to ask her if it is something she willingly did. Nine is very young, and an awards ceremony is a long time for a child to be out holding a dress." Anderson's agent, Chris Smith, didn't get back to us.
Ha ha! Child Labor Coalition thinks this kid survived. That's precious.
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Oct 13 2009Pamela Anderson continues to enrich the fashion world
Here's Pamela Anderson at the A Muse Fashion Line Party in LA yesterday, and she's about to prove an important lesson to designer Richie Rich: If there's one thing that can make women not want to buy clothes, it's a walking Hepatitis Pez Dispenser.
Ha! I'm kidding - about the shopping thing. That would take at least a nuclear holocaust. Maybe.
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Oct 12 2009Pamela Anderson's groin and other news
- Courtney Love quits Twitter which leaves Lindsay Lohan as the undisputed champ of coked out sentences that make no fucking sense. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel's absence at Justin Timberlake's golf tournament suggests they're either on the rocks, or golf is boring as shit. Possibly both. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jeremy Piven continues putting his penis in a new woman everyday. But still not Hayden Panettiere's and not just because of the impossible physics that would involve. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Orlando Bloom is some form of ambassador now. [Just Jared]
- Shauna Sand has a sex tape coming out. Of course. [Celebslam]
- America Ferrara in a bikini. Proceed with caution. [PopSugar]
- Amy Winehouse may have gotten implants. Because that will make her sexy now. [The Blemish]
- Megan Fox continues to look thrilled every time she's photographed leaving Brian Austin Green's house. You can almost feel the love/unforgettable shame. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news
- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
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