Nov 19 2009HERO: Keeley Hazell shows her nipples for PETA
It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?!
Pics link to NSFW versions.
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Jul 27 2009Hayden Panettiere sounds awesome to work with
PETA can't get enough of Hayden Panettiere's wacky animal-loving antics, according to Page Six:
The group lauded the sexy "Heroes" star for halting the filming of a scene after a crew member used a leaf-blower to blast birds out of a tree. They quoted her as shouting to the bird-brained jerk: "What are you doing? How would you like someone to blow that thing inside your house?"
Do you know what I would've said if I were that guy? I would've said "I'd fucking LOVE IT. In fact, I'd pay someone just to come over to my house and blow all my important papers around." Then I'd aim the leaf-blower at Hayden sending her careening over a building because everyone knows midgets have hollow bones just like birds. That's how they're so good at hiding treasure.
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Jun 1 2009Pink calls Kanye West a 'waste of skin'
Pink would like to wear Kanye West's skin as a coat after the two recently attended a fashion show in Paris, according to The Sun:
"I was at STELLA McCARTNEY's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West.
"The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!'
"There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he's up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur."
Wait. Did Pink just suggest skinning a black man? WOW! This proves what I've suspected all along: She's a commenter on this site. I knew it!
NOTE: The above statement should no way construe the fact that I agree Kanye West is a giant fucking idiot. Just so we're clear.
Jan 28 2009PETA's banned Super Bowl ad suddenly makes me want broccoli with my veal
Generally, I regard PETA as a bunch of insane hippies who have a knack for making celebs get naked therefore earning my respect as long as they don't stop me from eating chicken wings. Well, this time they've outdone themselves, and apparently, a little too far. Above is a NSFW ad they hoped to run during the Super Bowl, but couldn't based on obvious concerns from NBC.
That said, not seeing women make-out with vegetables during the Super Bowl* is about as Un-American as it gets. You might as well cancel the game and show footage of France. Way to tread on me, NBC. Now, as for PETA and their "Vegetarians have better sex" slogan, clearly they've never made love to a woman after eating at Outback. Which, actually, I recommend nobody ever do. Unless you love oniony coitus then knock yourself out.
Thanks to heather! who's not allowed in the produce section anymore.
*GO STEELERS!
Jan 14 2009Mickey Rourke questions your manhood - while holding a puppy
Mickey Rourke and his Chihuahua, Jaws, star in this latest PETA ad urging you to remove your pet's testicles or ovaries. Check out the text which I guarantee is a direct Mickey Rourke quote based solely on its blunt effectiveness that also suggests the speaker's retarded:
When dogs get knocked up,
Puppies get put down
Because there aren't enough homes for them.
I actually hope this campaign works because "If you can't cultivate activism with testicle euphemisms, we're pretty much fucked as a society and should probably kill ourselves." - Plato.
Dec 18 2008Khloe Kardashian on fur: 'I'm not a hypocrite'
After posing nude for a recent PETA campaign,pictures have been surfacing online of Khloe Kardashian's prior love of fur. On her blog, she's taken umbrage with such accounts and wants all of her five fans to know she's been reformed:
The reason PETA approached me initially is because in my past I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts. After watching their video once, I was so horrified that I immediately swore off fur. The cruel treatment I saw had a great impact on me and I am deeply hurt that people are trying to criticize me for uneducated choices I made in my past that I now regret terribly.
I do know there are tons of photos where I am wearing fur pieces so this is to be expected, but I just wanted to let you know the real story behind my conscious decision and compassionate change of heart.
I have changed my ways and I hope that many other people will as well.
Khloe then added:
In the meantime, should I be seen wearing fur in the future, I hope you'll understand that this is just me not having time for a full-body shave that day. I'm sure you ladies know where I'm coming from. Hey, we're all human - except for me because my father banged a Yeti.
XOXO,
Khloe.
Kardashian.
Kim's sister.
(You know, that girl in that sex tape who get peed on? Yeah, her.)
I swear, she writes with the elegance of a modern-day Maya Angelou.
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Dec 11 2008Khloe Kardashian gets naked/airbrushed for PETA
Finally! Now I know what Khloe Kardashian would look like if she stripped naked, was heavily altered to not look like Sasquatch and then jammed her finger in a light socket. Adios, sleepless nights...
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Dec 9 2008Kid Rock calls out PETA
Kid Rock is daring PETA to throw red paint on his fur coats. He's ready to throw down with the animal rights group and ba widda ba da bang a dang google wookie all over their asses. Britain's Sunday Mail reports:
"I want to go to war with PETA. My biggest extravagance is fur coats -- I've got every kind of animal in my wardrobe."
The rocker also slams PETA's activism tactics -- which have included throwing red paint on fur-wearing stars -- and urges the group to try the same protest with him.
He adds: "I'm just willing the animal rights protesters to chuck some red paint on me.So, reading between the lines, Kid Rock basically just admitted he wants to slap around some insane hippie chicks. The man hates armpit hair, folks, and frankly, I'm glad someone's taking a stand. Also, maybe tell these crazies that inviting me to your apartment and then just smoking pot is not what I had in mind. (You said you had a Wii.)
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