May 26 2009Mel Gibson to Leno: 'Call me Octo-Mel.'
Mel Gibson stopped by The Tonight Show last night and confirmed his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant with his eighth child. He also took full responsibility for the failure of his marriage to wife Robyn, but set the record straight that they've been separated for years. Which is exactly what I'd say, too, if my mistress ended up pregnant on the heels of divorce papers being filed.
Ha, just kidding. I'd say Chris Brown did it then fly off with a jetpack. Ladies?
May 18 2009Mel Gibson knocked up his mistress
That was fast. Mel Gibson has demonstrated the effectiveness of natural family planning by already impregnating his mistress Oksana Grigorieva, according to TMZ:
Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We're told Oksana is in her second trimester. Robyn filed for divorce on April 13.
Mel earned the disdain of Hollywood by bringing Oksana to the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine earlier in the month, and after seeing the movie this weekend, I get why he did it. Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that the stairs would've been the more humane option, but honestly, who could've known?
