Oct 22 2008Linda Hogan still dating that kid
These are pics of Linda Hogan and her boyfriend Charley Hill arriving at LAX today, and I gotta say, Nick Hogan is one lucky bastard. It must be unbelievably awesome to be 18, getting out of jail, and seeing pics of your 51-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old kid you went to school with. And look he even brought his skateboard! Dude, your mom is totally getting dry-humped at the skate park. HEEEELL YEAH!
Oct 21 2008Brooke & Nick Hogan: Reunited and it feels so good...
Photos of Nick Hogan being greeted outside of Pinellas County jail by his sister Brooke just started popping up, and this looks like a touching reunion. And by touching reunion I mean their children are going to have extra limbs.
NICK: Listen, don't get freaked out. But I have a boner.
BROOKE: It's okay, Nicky. *whispers* So do I.
NICK: JESUS! That's not a Mag-Lite?! I want back in. GUARD!
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Oct 21 2008Nick Hogan released after 166 days in jail
Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County jail early this morning after serving only 166 days in jail. He was sentenced to eight months for a felony charge of reckless driving that left his friend John Graziano in a permanent vegetative state. In the meantime, Nick's big sister Brooke couldn't wait for him to get out and blogged about it on her MySpace page yesterday. I'm going to assume she typed this with her chin because I'm awesome:
Hey you guys...as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow...I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends...and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him.... Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.
There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people....were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.
ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Love you guys!
brooke
Aww. That's adorable. You know what would make this a really happy ending? If John Graziano woke up from his coma and shoved Nick into a moving bus. Hurray! XOXOXO <3 <3
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Sep 24 2008Nick Hogan's getting out of jail early
Nick Hogan is getting three months knocked off his jail sentence and will be a free man before Halloween. He was serving eight months after a car accident that left his best friend John Graziano in a coma with a massive hole in his head. TMZ reports:
Nick's being released from Pinellas County Jail on Oct. 21, three months short of the eight-month sentence he got for felony reckless driving. His early release is for good behavior.
Well, I'm sure Nick's learned his lesson. In fact, the next time he drag races drunk, he's totally making his passenger wear a seat belt.
Aug 1 2008Nick Hogan is a 'better man' thanks to prison, says Hulk
Hulk Hogan is so proud of his son. You know, the one who's in prison for braining his friend in a drag racing accident on a public highway, not to be confused with the one filming his own reality show Brooke Knows Best. Anyway, Hulk says Nick is becoming a 'better man" from the experience and is much happier since he moved into the general prison population on his 18th birthday. The dude loves butt rape. What're ya gonna do? People reports:
"It's much better," he says. "Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it's people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed to go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, 'Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.'
"He was moving through life and maybe not real appreciative of things," Hogan says. "When this happened, it totally spun him in a 180. ... It's the best thing that ever happened to him. I'm not saying it's a good thing. But it happened for a reason."
Hulk added, "Yup, the best thing ever. Obviously, not counting what happened to his friend. Horrible, horrible thing for, uh, what's-his-face, to go through. Shit, I should probably remember the kid's name. Though it's not like he's ever going to read this. Am I right? High five! Alright, folks, I'm off to buy a jet with a giant mustache painted on the front. It's been real."
Jul 30 2008Brooke Hogan: Nick's 'spirit is broken' from being in prison
Brooke Hogan, like any big brother, is concerned about the well-being of her little brother Nick. She spoke to People about Nick's poor fragile spirit that has me convinced he pees sitting down:
"They had broken his spirit," Brooke Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE. "When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being."
"We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks," she says. "I can't just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. ... At least he's not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him."
"His personality is coming back. I bring that out of him." Christ, this family is jam-packed with ego. Seriously, there's a simple explanation to all this: Nick is surrounded by dudes 24/7 and has long given up any inhibitions about staring at his sister's rack. I mean, it's technically not incest if they were put there by science. That's in The Bible.
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Jul 28 2008Linda Hogan is eff-ing retarded
Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison yesterday for her son Nick's 18th birthday. Knowing the TV cameras would be there, Linda brought a gift: A skateboard from, I'm assuming, the nearest Wal-Mart. Really? Wow. Because, ignoring the fact Nick's legally a man and these people are loaded, he's sort of in jail where blunt wheeled objects are frowned upon. Though, to Linda's credit, at least she abandoned her initial gift idea of a puppy with a handgun.
Jul 23 2008Nick Hogan getting an awesome birthday present: Transfer into the general prison population! SWEET!
Nick Hogan/Bollea turns 18 on Sunday, and it looks like he's all set to receive a special birthday corn-holing. Dreams do come true! TMZ reports:
Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
If Nick's lucky, he remembered some wrestling moves his dad taught him. Particularly the "Take Lots of Roids to Shrink your Nuts" maneuver. That way you can get hit there all day and won't feel a thing. I don't exactly know how that'll prevent the butt sex, but I've completely tapped all my interest in Nick's well being. So, who wants donuts?
