Jul 12 2009Monica Cruz in a bikini
Penelope Cruz's sister Monica was spotted vacationing in Ibiza on Thursday, and I can't help but wonder, who's the more famous Cruz sister? And I know what you're thinking "C'mon, Penelope dated Tom Cruise and was up for an Oscar." True, but on the same token, Monica is on this site and in a bikini. So it's basically a toss-up. In fact, not even NASA knows for certain and, on a related note, have threatened to launch me into space if I keep asking. Which, jokes on them, was my plan all along. I'm gonna bang a moon-maid!
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Jan 4 2008Penelope Cruz shares a lesbian kiss with a special someone
In these screenshots Penelope Cruz plays some sort of hot lesbian librarian in her brother Eduardo Cruz’s new music video “Cosas Que Contar.” And who’s that woman Penelope is kissing, you ask? Maybe it's, oh I dunno, her sister Monica. The idea was cooked up by Eduardo who wanted to generate some controversial publicity, according to FOX News:
“I don’t think it was a wise move for Penelope, as she has always been considered a very classy actress and it wasn’t like she was doing this for a ground-breaking film,” said Adam Weiss, CEO of Weiss PR in New York City (who does not represent Cruz). “But then again, nothing in Hollywood is surprising. People have done worse things and become much more famous as a result.”
Wow, I can honestly say that the last two people I’d want making out in my music video would be my sisters. Unless, of course, I never wanted an erection ever again. Then, yeah, this is exactly the route I would take.
NOTE: Secret kudos to Eduardo Cruz for pulling this off. Hey, they’re not my sisters.
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Jul 20 2007Penelope and Monica Cruz wear bikinis
Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica Cruz spent the week in Ibiza debuting their Autumn/Winter fashion collection which they were hired to design for fashion brand Mango. Which nobody actually cares about, I just wanted an excuse to post these pictures of them in their bikinis. And you know what else I want an excuse to do? Uppercut a baby panda in the jaw. Those sons of bitches think they're so cute. Who's cute now?!
