Jul 30 2008Mitch Winehouse: 'I'll catch whoever slipped Ecstacy in Amy's drink!'

Turns out Amy Winehouse's trip to the ER Monday night wasn't because of a reaction her medication. Her father Mitch is pretty adamant that someone slipped Ecstasy in Amy's drink and has even contacted the fuzz, according to The Sun:

A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday: "Mitch is furious. He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to fit.

Jesus. I mean, who would slip E into Amy Winehouse's drink? I just couldn't fathom what sort of individual would do such a thing. If only we knew of a suspect with a long history of drug abuse that would love to see Amy trip her face off for a couple of hours while getting shitfaced drunk at the same time. Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser...

Mar 13 2008Amy Winehouse's dad: Hey, this might be my fault

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch started having an affair with a woman shortly after Amy was born. Amy and her siblings knew about the affair because I guess their dad isn't exactly James Bond, who knows?. Anyway, Mitch says that when he finally left Amy's mother, Amy didn't seem affected at all. But then, surprise, she went totally batshit. People reports:

"The children used to call Jane 'Daddy's work wife,' " Winehouse says on the program One Life: Rock Star Parents, to be aired next week.
He says her angry song, "What It Is About Men," refers to his behavior.
"It is easy for me to say it is my fault, and that had I been a better parent this would not have happened. But who knows whether it would or not?" he says.

Okay, Mitch, you don't have to beat yourself up over it. So your daughter is a gigantic crack-addict with access to tons of cash that will further perpetuate her drug use. And, okay, maybe she's the laughing stock of the entire Western civilization. But at the end of the day, you raised a talented little girl who, judging by these photos, may or may not think she's a puppy.

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