Apr 15 2008Criss Angel goes ballistic at beauty pageant
Criss Angel, seen here with his girlfriend Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (Don't mind if I do.), threw a hissy fit when she didn't win the Miss USA pageant over the weekend. He particularly took umbrage with Vegas Confidential columnist Norm Clarke who wrote the following:
Shortly after Grabowski was eliminated, Angel was seen flashing a middle finger during a NBC telecast when a roving cameraman attempted a celebrity-in-the-crowd shot at Planet Hollywood Resort's main theater.
Angel was still fuming after the pageant when he threatened this columnist in an F-bomb-laced tirade that ended with Angel, after being restrained, saying, "Don't ever write another word about me, or you'll need an eyepatch over your other eye."
Mr. T's illegitimate vanilla-baby better watch out because he's irked the pageant's sponsor. A guy you might know as Donald Fucking Trump:
Donald Trump, who owns Miss Universe, the umbrella group for Miss USA, told me Friday that he was disturbed by Angel's encounter with a judge and added, "We're going to have to look at that."
I wish Criss Angel would get in my grill and tell me to never write about him. That way I can ask him when Claire's has their huge clearance days because Criss seems to make out like a bandit there. I mean, Jesus, look at all that arm candy. He's got more charm bracelets then an eight-year-old girl who just smashed open her piggy bank. Damn, that metaphor works on so many levels - but mostly the one where Criss Angel has a vagina.
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May 29 2007Miss USA eats it
20-year-old Miss Japan ended up winning the 2007 Miss Universe pageant yesterday night, although Miss USA Rachel Smith totally should've won it. No, wait, did I say win? I meant place last. Because she definitely should've placed last (she got fourth runner-up). She slipped and fell during the evening gown portion and, well, that's kind of a big deal when you're in a competition where the only judging criteria are how you look in a bikini and your ability to walk.
Check out the video of Miss USA eating it after the jump.
Dec 19 2006Miss USA cries like a little baby
I posted earlier that Miss USA Tara Conner is keeping her crown and checking into rehab, but now I have to do it again because the awesome Cristal sent in pictures of her crying during the press conference. And if you have any doubt as to how fake those tears are, check out what she had to say about Donald Trump:
"In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me. I've had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul."
Donald Trump has a lot of things, but a heart of gold and a blessed soul are not any of them. She probably meant to say 'personal helicopter.' And I didn't even know this, but apparently Tara's list of offenses included testing positive for cocaine, sneaking guys into her Trump Place apartment, and making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Let me repeat that last one: making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Hopefully pictures of that never surface, because I'd hate to go down in history as the first person to ever hump their computer monitor to death.
A ton more of Miss USA switching between happy and sad after the jump.
Dec 19 2006Miss USA keeps her crown
Donald Trump announced at a news conference today that the Miss USA organization is going to let Tara Conner keep her crown, despite "behavioral and personal issues" which included going to bars even though she's underage. Trump said he believed she made bad mistakes but deserves a second chance, and would undergo therapy for her problems. But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.
Sep 23 2004Miss USA and Miss Universe
