Apr 23 2009Michelle Williams & Spike Jonze getting married?
- Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of course, Mary-Kate Olsen kills him first. -- Too soon? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kevin Federline to become NutriSystem spokesman. Right after he challenges Britney to a pie-eating contest. UPDATE: She won. And doctors are confident they can reattach Jayden's finger. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan claims Natalie Portman has been her rock during break up with Samantha Ronson. WTF? That's like me saying Spider-man and I grab drinks every Thursday. Wait, that's true. Bad example. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Jackman shoots down rumors he's gay in this Sunday's Parade magazine. Senior citizens across America will be pleased. Then take a nap. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt is learning how to fly. Who would win in a fight: Brad in a plane or Superman? But it's the gay Bryan Singer one. Discuss. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Nick Cannon and SpongeBob heart Earth Day. How does this guy have sex with Mariah Carey? Not counting she's crazy. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Mel Gibson's mistress plays the piano in her lingerie. Which is cool. I play the saxophone in a Speedo. (Ladies?) We should jam sometime. [Radar Online]
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Sep 29 2008Heath Ledger's daughter inheriting his estate
When Heath Ledger died earlier this year from an accidental overdose, his will left everything to this parents and three sisters. It was written, of course, before the birth of his daughter Matilda with Michelle Williams. Many believed Michelle would file a claim for the estate, but Heath's family has given the entire thing over to Matilda, according to the AP:
"There is no claim," the newspaper quoted Kim Ledger as saying in a report published Sunday. "Our family has gifted everything to Matilda."
The actor signed the will on April 12, 2003. It lists assets and cash of just $118,000, but the actor's estate is believed to be worth more than $16.3 million, the newspaper said.
This turn of events is fortuitous for Matilda because TMZ reports Heath Ledger's life insurance company is ruling his death a suicide to avoid paying $10 million to a trustee for his daughter who has filed a lawsuit:
Sources say lawyers for the insurance company have claimed Ledger's death was "suspicious" -- possibly suicide, which would nullify the policy. The company alleges in its answer to the lawsuit, "ReliaStar is entitled to investigate Plaintiff's claim to determine if the 'Suicide' provision is applicable." That provision states, "If the Insured commits suicide ... we will pay only the amount of premiums paid to us."
ReliaStar's lawyers have informed Matilda's lawyers they intend to take the depositions of Mary-Kate Olsen, as well as the masseuse who was at Ledger's home when he died, Ledger's colleagues on his last film, his agents, doctors, psychologists and others. Lawyers for Matilda believe the insurance company is trying to scare and shame them into submission. They believe ReliaStar is trying to drag the process out, for what could be years, to avoid paying the money.
Hey, remember that part in The Dark Knight when the Joker slammed that guy's head down on a pencil? That was awesome.
Jul 25 2008Michelle Williams dating director Spike Jonze
Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid's movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will constantly compare him to Heath Ledger. Wow, I really suck at cheering people up. Star reports:
"Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips," says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike's Manhattan apartment. "There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic."
Okay, I'm willing to believe Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. They're both weird; it works. But here's where Star lost me: "Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips." Who the hell talks like that? May I suggest a more believable dialog: "Tipping his top hat towards the lady, he offered his hand, and together they hailed a horseless carriage. Perhaps a promenade at the tavern would find this evening well. Afterward, sir and madam retired to their quarters for carnal pleasures punctuated with scones and haberdashery." It's almost like you're there!
Jun 24 2008Michelle Williams may be a tad pissed at Heath Ledger's family
Remember when Heath Ledger died and his family said, "Oh yeah, don't worry. We'll take care of his kid."? Bullish shit. Turns out Michelle Williams hasn't seen a dime for daughter Matilda and is well aware that Heath's dad Kim botched the handling of his own father's estate. As an act of protest, she will not attend the premiere of The Dark Knight, according to Page Six:
An insider said, "Michelle is furious with Heath's family and threatening to boycott the premiere. Matilda is supposed to be the beneficiary of the will, but Michelle has seen nothing from them. Heath didn't have much in cash, but there was a big house in LA and a back-end deal for 'Dark Knight' [that] could reap millions."
Great. Only movie I'm looking forward to all summer and these Jokers (Jesus of comedy, people. That's me.) have to use it to publicize their money problems. Unless this is some sort of crazy viral marketing. Of course! I bet if I click on Michelle Williams eye I'll see a sweet clip of Batman punching someone. Excuse me - Taxi! New York City! But first let's stop at Staples. I need a wireless mouse that says "Jam me in the cornea of one of those Dawson kids" but also "smooth ergonomic design."
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Mar 19 2008Heath Ledger's family fights over his cash
Heath Ledger's family have already begun the infighting over the handling of his estate. That didn't take long. Apparently Heath's uncles want Heath's father Kim to be removed as executor because he completely botched the handling of his own father's estate 15 years ago. Heath's uncles have already told Michelle Williams father that Kim is a poor executor, according to People:
Ledger's uncle Mike insists the family has nothing to gain by removing Kim: "Our only vested interest is to assure that Matilda is well looked after."
Mike added that Kim's recent statement that Matilda "will be taken care of" was not enough assurance. "When you are talking about large sums of money like this," he says, "it should be an independent executor, but Kim hasn't chosen that way."
In case you didn't know, Heath Ledger's will was written in 2003 before he met Michelle Williams. It left everything to his parents and sisters. Which shouldn't be that bad for Michelle considering she still has all that sweet Dawson Creek dough. Just don't tell James Van Der Beek. He was paid in forehead cream.
Feb 6 2008Heath Ledger's family responds to autopsy
Heath Ledger's family issued the following statement in response to the final autopsy report:
We remain humble as parents and a family, among millions of people worldwide who may have suffered the tragic loss of a child. Few can understand the hollow, wrenching, and enduring agony parents silently suffer when a child predeceases them. Today's results put an end to speculation, but our son's beautiful spirit and enduring memory will forever remain in our hearts.While no medications were taken in excess, we learned today the combination of doctor-prescribed drugs proved lethal for our boy. Heath's accidental death serves as a caution to the hidden dangers of combining prescription medication, even at low dosage.
Our family enjoyed an extremely happy two week visit with Heath just prior to the New Year. Those recent precious days will stay with us forever. We as a family feel privileged to have some of his amazing magic moments captured in film. To most of the world Heath was an actor of immeasurable talent and promise. To those who knew him personally, Heath was a consummate artist whose passions also included photography, music, chess and directing. We knew Heath as a loving father, as our devoted son, and as a loyal and generous brother and friend.
We treasure our beautiful granddaughter Matilda (to our dear Michelle) as well as an unbelievably wonderful network of close friends, forever, around the world. Families rarely experience the uplifting, warm and massive outpouring of grief and support as have we, from every corner of the planet. This has deeply and profoundly touched our hearts and lives. We are eternally grateful.
At this moment we respectfully request the worldwide media allow us time to grieve privately, without the intrusions associated with press and photography.
Wait. Is he talking about me? He couldn't be. I'm never considered press. No matter how many times I wear one of those little cards that says "Press" in my hat. Then again, maybe a beer can hat isn't exactly journalistic. Or maybe it's the most journalistic...
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Feb 6 2008Heath Ledger's death ruled accidental
The New York City medical examiner ruled that Heath Ledger's death was accidental and resulting from the abuse of prescription medications. Heath was suffering from sleeping disorders and anxiety issues. TMZ reports:
The NYC medical examiner has finished the toxicology report following the death of Heath Ledger, and has just ruled that the actor's death was caused by "acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine."
People reports Michelle Williams is in Australia today with Heath's family. A private funeral will be held Saturday.
Feb 1 2008Michelle Williams issues statement about Heath Ledger
Michelle Williams released the following statement today regarding the death of Heath Ledger. It is the first statement she's made since Heath's body was found last Tuesday in a New York City apartment, according to Reuters:
"Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up with the best memories of him."
As long as little Matilda never watches The Order. I kid. Touching stuff.
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