Sep 18 2009Capitalism: A Love Story in Theaters Oct. 2nd
"It's a crime story. But it's also a war story about class warfare. And a vampire movie, with the upper 1 percent feeding off the rest of us. And, of course, it's also a love story. Only it's about an abusive relationship.
"It's not about an individual, like Roger Smith, or a corporation, or even an issue, like health care. This is the big enchilada. This is about the thing that dominates all our lives -- the economy. I made this movie as if it was going to be the last movie I was allowed to make.
"It's a comedy." -- Michael Moore
Capitalism: A Love Story in Theaters October 2nd
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Sep 6 2005VIDEO: Kanye West hates George Bush
You spend one labor day weekend selling everything you own to donate to charity and you miss all the hilarious things that are going on with celebrities. The biggest story so far is Kanye West's comments during last Friday's A Concert for Hurricane Relief telethon, where he ignored the teleprompter and went off on a confusing rant about being a hypocrite, ending the segment saying, "George Bush doesn't care about black people." While hilarious in its own right, the combination of Mike Meyers' reaction along with NBC's desperate cutaway to Chris Tucker zoning out make it the feel good film of the year. Anways, both the American Red Cross and NBC have released statements trying to distance themselves from Kanye, which is a smart move because that brother is all sorts of crazy. Watch the amazingly awesome video after the jump.
*Update: This goes without saying, but Michael Moore hates George Bush too. Read his open letter to the President here.
Aug 24 2005Michael Moore is fat
Michael Moore has enrolled in a $3,800 per week fat farm - the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Florida - in an attempt to lose weight. Moore is reportedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks, though somebody should inform him that 12 pounds is pretty worthless when you already weigh 300 pounds. I admire that he's not going the route of liposuction, but I really doubt that fat bastard has what it takes to lose weight the natural way. What he should be more concerned about doing is shaving that horrible excuse for facial hair he has going on. When you can throw down $3,800 per week at a spa, it'd be nice if you could look slightly more presentable than the homeless man who lives in the subway.
Aug 23 2004Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are planning on releasing a sex guide featuring their sexy tips on how to have sexy sex. As interesting as a Carmen Electra sex guide sounds, I'd be more interested in a Dave Navarro "Land Somebody Way Hotter Than You" guide. How that freakishly weird man-woman managed to wed Carmen Electra will boggle my mind for years. Maybe the secret to landing a former Baywaytch babe is to wear eye shadow and have the worst facial hair since Michael Moore.
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Jul 20 2004The Superficial News
-- Pop star Jennifer Lopez sniffily told a magazine she was not a "serial marrying person" - two weeks before getting wed for a third time. [read]
-- Christina Aguilera has reportedly split with her longterm boyfriend after a major fight in a New York strip club. [read]
-- Jumping from one comic book monolith to another, "X-Men" director Bryan Singer has signed on to direct the next Superman film. [read]
-- US singer Linda Ronstadt was booed and removed from a Las Vegas casino for praising film-maker Michael Moore and his film Fahrenheit 9/11 during a show. [read]
-- Is there no end to cultish Madonna's Kabbalah-blah-blah madness? She has taken to singing in Yiddish, an ancient German-based language used by Jews. [read]
May 28 2004Michael Moore
If a fatter fuck has ever lived, I never want to meet him. Despite being a pretentious homeless-looking fatass, Michael Moore has all the makings of a decent filmmaker. His recent 'Fahrenheit 9/11' is the first documentary to ever win the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival which I guess is a good thing. Unfortunately for him, none of that will ever change the fact that he has the ugliest looking facial hair ever grown and enough fat for Mary-Kate and Ashley to never eat again.
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