Aug 25 2009Mena Suvari in a bikini
Here's Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I'd question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. "At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? 'The fuck are you people doing up here?"
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Jul 7 2009Mena Suvari in a bikini
Here's Mena Suvari in Los Cabos yesterday with her boyfriend Simone Sestito. She's still a celebrity, right? Yes? No? You're gonna let it slide because somehow her midget frame supports her ass in a manner that suggests sorcery?
Works for me.
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Apr 4 2008Mena Suvari's butt's out again
I almost didn't post these bikini pics because, at first, I thought another one of those hairless chipmunks got loose in Miami again. True, the butt looks nice, but is this site ready for that kind of action? Fortunately, my impressive ass-recognition skills kicked in and I figured out it was smoking hot Gadget from Rescue Rangers Mena Suvari.
Apr 3 2008Mena Suvari has a butt, who knew?
Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I got it: She was bitten by a radioactive Kim Kardashian. Yes, of course, that seems more likely. *strokes beard* I should be a doctor. Wait, I don't have a beard oh God Cindy I'm sorry. Uh, how's my favorite HR gal doing today? Still competing in the lumberjack games I'm getting sued aren't I? Fantastic.
Aug 17 2007Mena Suvari Malibu bikini pictures
Lord knows why you'd want to see them, but here are some shots of Mena Suvari wearing a bikini. And it's not like Mena was all that great to look at even with hair, so these are just confusing. And maybe a little cruel. Although they do raise an important question: why is this dude wearing a bikini?
NOTE: I don't know why, but she reminds me of a bear cub. She looks like she should be lumbering towards a pot of honey in this picture.
Aug 3 2007Mena Suvari shaves her head
Mena Suvari, the cheerleader from American Beauty, was spotted having lunch at the Newsroom Restaurant in Beverly Hills looking like she took a lesson from the Britney Spears Guide To Being Ugly. It's not even that her shaved head looks terrible on her, it just doesn't make any sense. She's capable of looking perfectly lovely so why do it? It's like drawing on a fake mustache with a giant marker. Only less hilarious and not nearly as classy.
