Aug 22 2008Sporty Spice is pregnant
Melanie C (a.k.a. Sporty Spice) is expecting her first child, according to the Daily Mail:
The 34-year-old singer announced the news on her website today.
Mel C said: 'Some happy news. Well, I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we are very happy. As I'm sure you'll understand we needed time to wait for results and tell our families. I will be taking it easy but am also excited to start writing for the fifth album. I will need to take some time off to be a mum but, before you know it, we'll be back.'
What's sad is this is the biggest celebrity news of the morning. I mean, finding out Sporty Spice is pregnant is right up there with finding out the cowboy from the Village People is having a baby - and it's not even the construction worker's! LAME.
Dec 7 2007The Spice Girls keep things 'sisterly' and not 'lesbiany'
The Spice Girls in defiance of all logic and reason have been on a comeback tour. They appeared at the 12th Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and had a concert in L.A. on Wednesday where they spoke to FOX News about their strictly "sisterly" love:
On being back together:
“All of us together again, it is like a marriage,” Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell told us. “You just learn to understand each other, celebrate the differences.”
On what goes down behind closed doors:
“We don't fight and we don't share clothes,” Melanie "Scary" Brown said. “And we don’t sleep together.”
On Scary Spice’s attempts to lesbi-fy things:
“She has tried it on us though,” Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham told Pop Tarts while pointing at Scary with arms entwined around Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton. “I’ve had to say 'no' so many times.”
On Geri Halliwell and I’s mutual obsession:
“I mean, could you imagine waking up to this (points to Scary's body) every day of your life?” Geri laughed. “I just can’t stop staring at your boobs…”
I dream about the Spice Girl’s having lesbian orgies all the time. I mean, who doesn’t? In my fantasy Baby Spice just pulled off Posh Spice’s plastic head which upsets Ginger Spice causing her sick man abs to glow fire red. Ginger decides to Tae Bo Baby in the face then they make up by massaging each other inside a tank filled with pudding. But don’t think I left out Scary and Sporty Spice. Those two are having a kinky pillow fight over who gets to vacuum my apartment. I never really got to find out who wins because some idiot wanted to use the copier room to actually make copies. Then he had the nerve to ask me where my pants were. It’s none of your beeswax, Mr. CEO of the company.
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Nov 2 2007The Spice Girls empower women to stand around
The Spice Girls debuted their new video this afternoon on The Today Show website. And, let me tell you, girl power is back, baby! If you’re a woman out there who doesn’t think you can stand around in a room, or, I dunno, sit in chair, this video is for you. Consider yourself empowered, lady. If these five friends can do it, so can you. Sure one of them has crazy sick abs that resemble my own manly set, but, hey, Ginger Spice just had a baby. And you can relate to that. She’s just trying to show you that, unless you turn that prego tummy into Tyler Durden, there’s really no point in living. Girl power!
