Nov 20 2009Megan Fox is stretchy
Hey, guys, running a tad behind this morning (Thank you, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show), so here are outtakes from Megan Fox's recent photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine. Because there's really not enough pics of Megan Fox accentuating her groin out there, so I'm just doing my part.
Nov 13 2009Megan Fox hates women. And vice versa.
Megan Fox recently sat down with The New York Times to discuss why chicks want to kick her down a well and leave her for dead:
On women hating her:
"Women tear each other apart. Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular."
On Jennifer's Body bombing:
"The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It's obviously a girl-power movie, but it's also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare."
On... I honestly don't what the fuck she's talking about:
"I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I'm not willing to give my true self up. It's a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality to give to the world. The reality is, I'm hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me."
I hate to admit it, ladies, but Megan Fox is right: You're an insecure bag of catty.
*reads memo about attracting more female readers to the site*
BITCH, STOP STEALING BOYFRIENDS WITH YOUR TATTOOS! I'LL KILL YOU! [Insert something about shoes and/or not knowing how to drive here.]
Oct 20 2009Megan Fox loves Transformers now
With Jennifer's Body completely bombing at the box office, Megan Fox has changed her tune on the Transformers franchise during at the 2009 Scream Awards. And by change her tune I mean lie about shit-talking the movie and Michael Bay. Us Magazine reports:
"I don't usually do this, but I wanted to say something," she began. "There have been a lot of false reports about how I feel about this movie. I just want to be very clear that I've always felt I'm a very ordinary part of an extraordinary film."
She added that "the movie took me out of obscurity and gave me a career, and I'm completely grateful to everyone involved with this franchise."
Well, at least Megan finally acknowledged that absolutely no one remembers a single line she said in the first Transformers movie. But if her character did speak Michael Bay needs to go back to film school and/or commit seppuku.
Oct 19 2009Who the hell said Isabel Lucas is hotter than Megan Fox?
Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas both star in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so it was basically required they make an appearance at Spike TV's Scream 2009 Awards Saturday to promote tomorrow's DVD release. On that note, whoever the hell started touting Isabel as the hotter face of the franchise needs to immediately get LASIK'd in the face. Set aside the insanity that flies out of Megan's mouth, and there's no way she isn't the hotter chick in this post. At least I don't look at Megan Fox and try to decide what I'm more afraid of: An elongated Martian brain behind a massive forehead, or a penis on account of the man-face. In the meantime, I don't even want to know what Isabel did for Michael Bay to land a role, but I'm sure it involved telepathic alien handjobs followed closely by Greco-Roman wrestling.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Megan & Isabel After the Jump
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Sep 30 2009So Freaking Hot: Best of September
In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively's breasts. Wait, I did that. Anyone know when will I stop peeing toner?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions because I care.
Scope Out The Top Ten So Freaking Hot Posts of Sept. After the Jump
Sep 25 2009Dita Von Teese is busty and other news
- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of "Most Cracked Out Twitter User." [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton's new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]
- Megan Fox hosts SNL this weekend. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan is worried the guy who robbed her house will spill secrets that will ruin her career. And by career I mean spotty employment that's just enough to keep the blow coming in. [Celebslam]
- Heidi Klum's baby is going to have a bitch of a time breastfeeding. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Bijou Phillips claims she knew about the incestuous affair between Mackenzie and their father John. Which explains how she end up a Scientologist. Ha! Just kidding. But not really. [The Blemish]
- Pamela Anderson owes $1 million in unpaid construction bills. Time to stop giving away freebies. [Wonderwall]
Sep 24 2009Britney Spears' nipples and other news
- Randy Quaid's wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]
- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]
- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he's a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]
- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]
- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]
- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]
Sep 21 2009Megan Fox should do less of this
Just in case you weren't convinced Megan Fox's mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying:
"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it wont crash if I've got Britney on."
Let me get this straight: Megan Fox knows for a fact she won't die listening to a Britney Spears album. Wow. So, remember when Michael Bay said he cast Megan in Transformers after videotaping her washing his Ferrari? I'm 90% certain that's a cover story for finding her in an alley talking to a can of soup.
