Nov 20 2009The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged in some sort of epic ab battle where the only real loser is all of us who will never get to touch them. -- Wow, I honestly didn't set out to drive people to suicide, yet here we are. My bad.
- Added Miranda Kerr whose ass should've been the top pic. I've failed you.
- Added Selita Ebanks because I hope Nick Cannon is reading and sobbing in his butler outfit. This isn't how you make Mariah's sandwich.
- Added Doutzen Kroes. Do I really have to explain why?
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Nov 9 2009Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing
Here's Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America's Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it's capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of "Baby, I swear I usually last longer. -- Back rub?" Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save Meghan McCain's funbags, but even I can concede there are times when performing the Lord's work is the only thing holding the very fabric of our society together.
This, my friends, is one of of those times.
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Nov 3 2009Marisa Miller supports the troops and other news
- Chris Martin might have cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. I blame GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey wipes out on Leno. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars. [Just Jared]
- Hailey Glassman to Perez Hilton: "You're the gay Michael Lohan." [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan's diaries were apparently the personal items stolen over the summer. Good, I've always wondered what 20 pages of "I HATE YOU DAD" looks like when it's written in Crayola and blow. [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in Harper's Bazaar. [PopSugar]
- Sean Penn's teenage son was arrested in Malibu for something. [Wonderwall]
- Tyra Banks claims diets don't work then touts eating healthy as the secret to staying shape. Eh? [ICYDK]
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Oct 14 2009Marisa Miller in an assload of bikinis
These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you're wondering why I'm posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. Lap dances don't grow on trees. -- Yet.
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Sep 24 2009Marisa Miller nude in 'Room 23'
Marisa Miller posed nude for the August issue of British GQ, and here's the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson's new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting of the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a sweet, naked ass in the shower which gives me an erection so hard tanks piss themselves out of fear I might stab them. I mean, uh, bravo!
NOTE: Some photos are LSFW, or Communist propaganda if you're Glenn Beck.
Sep 14 2009Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news
- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]
- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team's Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must've bolted after Kanye exceeded the show's bitch threshold. Whose night didn't he ruin? [Just Jared]
- Stuart Townsend is a sly bastard. Kudos, sir. [Celebslam]
- Whoopi Goldberg remembers Patrick Swayze. [Wonderwall]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely having pale sex together. [PopSugar]
Jul 13 2009Marisa Miller nude in British GQ
Here's Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she's not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I'm going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing. Second thing.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that will make you curse God for inventing arms, the bastards of the appendage world.
May 8 2009Marisa Miller & Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis
Here's Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in the latest Victoria's Secret Swimsuit campaign which is probably the most important and pressing news of the day. Obama could eat a puppy on live TV, and I'd just be thinking about Marisa Miller's breasts. It's like I have an amazing superpower or something.
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