Jun 29 2009Johnny Depp & Marion Cotillard premiere stuff


Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard attended the London premiere of Public Enemies this afternoon, and they're probably the most attractive thing going on in the celebrity world right now thanks to Michael Jackson breaking the goddamn Internet. So, you can sift through the minutiae of a dead pop star's missing (or not so missing) will, or you can look at people more beautiful than anyone you'll ever sex with. You know where I'll be: I bet he hid it in a giraffe! Right here.

NOTE: NSFW gallery of Marion I completely forgot about here.

Scope Out (16) Pics of Johnny & Marion After the Jump

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Feb 25 2008Marion Cotillard proves nudity = Oscar Gold


These are screen shots of Marion Cotillard in the movie La Vie en Rose that earned her an Oscar for Best Actress. And, hey, what do you know? She's completely nude. Like downtown nude. I think these shots not only celebrate the human spirit and fine art of cinema, they also prove that foreign films are wicked awesome. And not just because of the nudity. But because of their compelling story and characters - who eventually get nude and do it with all kinds of crazy angles. Viva la cinema!

NOTE: Pics are totally NSFW. Granted they're from an Oscar-winning movie, they'll probably get you Oscar-winning fired.

EDIT: Turns out these shots are from Marion's earlier film Les jolies choses. I'm not very good with foreign flicks. The last one I saw was Ernest Goes to Canada. Hey, Vern, it sucked.

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Feb 25 2008The Oscars: Ladies of the Red Carpet


Scope it out. Here's some of Hollywood's hottest ladies on the red carpet at last night's Oscars: Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl and Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard. Feel free to pick them apart, marvel at them or perhaps throw a tuna sandwich at the screen. It's your call. Me? I'll be sitting here making Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl watch me build a spaceship out of LEGOs at my desk. Yeah, let's see Patrick Dempsey make awesome laser sounds then get yelled at by his boss. McDreamy ain't got nothing on me.

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