Aug 18 2009Mandy Moore douches and other news
- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]
- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]
- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie - and he's holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So... does he need an instruction manual? I'm confused. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]
- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]
Jul 1 2009Kevin Jonas gets to touch a vagina soon!
- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would've shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth continues to be a never-ending stream of smarm. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake's clothing line a "Macy's brand" and "gross" on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy's and wasn't, well, Lindsay. [Lainey Gossip]
- Karen Mulder of Victoria's Secret fame was arrested for making "vicious" phone calls to her plastic surgeon. Because insulting the man who holds a knife over your unconscious body is always smart. Well played. [Celebslam]
- Hilary Duff is joining the cast of Gossip Girls. Great. Now who's going to play Meghan McCain in the Lifetime original movie Sarah Palin Fucked Me Out of My Own Room at the White House? [Just Jared]
- Mandy Moore on the cover of Women's Health looks absolutely nothing like Mandy Moore. Unless she's a 35-year-old housewife now. Then maybe. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Mar 11 2009Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams get married
Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams apparently got married yesterday in Georgia, according to People:
The couple, who got engaged just last month, tied the knot in Savannah, Ga., Moore's rep confirms to PEOPLE.
The singer-actress, 24, and Adams, 34, applied for a marriage license on Tuesday afternoon at the Chatham County Probate office in Savannah, according to a court source, who adds that the famous couple went unrecognized.
"The famous couple went unrecognized." I'm pretty sure that sentence just proved that they're actually not famous. But, hey, I'm not a linguistics professor - just a Word Wizard. SHAZOOIE!
Feb 12 2009Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams get engaged
Mandy Moore has apparently decided to rebound from her breakup with DJ AM by running back to musician Ryan Adams and marrying him. Makes perfect sense. People reports:
Details on the engagement weren't immediately available. Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, had dated off-and-on since March 2008.
Moore, who supported close pal and ex-boyfriend DJ AM in the wake of his plane crash, has also been linked to musician Greg Laswell, tennis star Andy Roddick, and actors Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama.
Wow. Is it me or did People magazine basically call Mandy Moore a whore? They might as well have reworded that last paragraph as "Mandy Moore banged a lot of dudes" because that's the message I got. Then again, I got the same message from this morning's Peanuts comic. It's a gift.
Dec 15 2008Sharon Osbourne attacks Charm School contestant (And other chicanery)
Nuggets of journalistic gold:
- Megan Hauserman (above) is pressing charges against Sharon Osbourne after being attacked during the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion last night. Somebody in VH1's marketing department just got a raise. [TMZ]
- Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore tried to duck out of a cancer benefit early by slipping out the back door of Kitson. Only thing is there is no back door which ended in FAIL and everybody laughing at them. I love happy endings. [Page Six]
- Kate Winslet regrets not being at the deathbed of her former lover who she "relucantly" let end the relationship once he got bone cancer. She now wishes she stuck it out because "he was gone very quickly." Hindsight's always 20/20 - particularly when you're the most horrible person in the world. [The Sun]
- Christina Hendricks, the insanely hot Joan from Mad Men, is engaged. First person to point out she was also on Firefly still lives with their mom - which technically was just me. Dammit. [People]
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Oct 23 2008Mandy Moore & DJ AM back together
DJ AM is learning that surviving a fiery plane crash is the number one panty dropper. Since checking out of the hospital, he's rekindled his relationship with Mandy Moore who flew to his side in the days following his escape from a deadly plane crash with Travis Barker. The couple were photographed together over the weekend (above) and aren't being shy about the reunion, according to Us Weekly:
"It's back on," a DJ A.M. source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly , on stands now. "Since the accident, it's blossomed into something again."
Continues the insider, "Mandy said, 'I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.'"
Says a second DJ A.M. source, "When you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her."
Maybe I'm an old softie, but I think Mandy and DJ AM are a perfect fit for each other. No, really. It's hard finding that special someone who can relate to hearing "Jesus, I can't believe you're alive!" every time you go out in public. Best of luck, you two.
May 13 2008Mandy Moore: Why is Ryan Adams touching my boobs - in a comic book store?
Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday - to the the comic book store. Now there's two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis' mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would've asked her out years ago. Then I would've totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I'm practically Casanova over here!
Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.
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Nov 7 2007Mandy Moore dating Matthew Perry
Mandy Moore has been seen getting close to Matthew Perry. The two are eleven years apart, but, eh, whatever. That never matters in these Hollywood relationships. Even the boring ones. Page Six reports:
One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."
Could this be anymore boring? Did you see what I just did there? Remember when Chandler said that all the time on Friends? Could this be anymore something. Oh man, that show cracked me up. They were just like real people but with an impossible amount of free time to drink coffee. Hilarious! And talk about genius casting. They got that dude Courtney Cox to play a chick. Ground breaking stuff. You just don’t see shows take a chance like that anymore. Except for Reba. They actually used her real name! I still don't believe it.
