Jun 2 2009Megan Fox Twitters about her hair at Movie Awards
Even though Eminem basically had a scrotum placed in his mouth, the most controversial topic of the MTV Movie Awards was Megan Fox's hair which, let's be frank, looked like she stepped right out of the shower. This is exactly why I should've been in that shower because I would've made her look awesome. True story. Anyway, here's what she tweeted about the backlash:
"The awards were great. Sorry if you didn't like my hair. Opinions are opinions."
Even though her hair wasn't perfect, I just want Megan Fox to know that I'm not somebody's who overly concerned with appearances and would still make ridiculous love to her. (But wear something sexy.)
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Jun 1 2009Robert Pattinson & Kristen Steweart prove Twilight owns our entire f-cking universe
For those of you who valued your eyes, faces and brainial region by avoiding the MTV Movie Awards, you missed watching those perpetually-stoned Twilight kids dominate the entire event. The pinnacle was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart accepting the Best Kiss Award and then almost kissing - just like in the movie!. Oh, Edward!
On that note, these are now your most beautiful people, America, as dictated by 15-year-old girls with Internet access. At this time, I suggest you prepare yourself for when the terrorists completely dominate our country by dressing up like sensitive vampires who won't even dry hump you. It'll be that easy.
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Jun 1 2009Eminem gets Bruno's nuts in his face
During an elaborate intro to present an award and promote Bruno, a winged Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly in Eminem's lap essentially tea-bagging him. Eminem was visibly pissed and his bodyguards batted Sacha around like a pinata before the entire entourage stormed out of the theater. Nobody knows if Enimem was in on it, but one thing's for certain: He had a man's balls on his chin, so you should probably stop respecting him as an artist. Just to be safe.
Jun 1 2009MTV Movie Awards 2009
Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn't be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.
Okay, I'm done.
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Jun 2 2008MTV Movie Awards: Celebs did a bunch of crap but nothing as cool as Robert Downey Jr. attacking Jack Black's nutsicles
I attempted to watch the MTV Movie awards last night but quickly realized, "Hey, I don't completely hate myself." Before I turned it off though, I did happen to catch this clip of Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller trying to make a viral video for their new movie Tropic Thunder. Surprisingly hilarious. If you guys want more info on the awards and whatnot, steer your browsers over to our sister site I Watch Stuff later today. Whenever my esteemed colleague crawls out from under his Ricky Gervais sheets, he'll bring you the 411 on the night's asinine events. Provided he didn't drink a half gallon of Clorox five minutes into it.
UPDATE: Aforementioned coverage up at I Watch Stuff. Be the first in your office to know that Transformers is the greatest movie ever, according to a random selection of 13-year-olds with Internet access.
