Nov 6 2009Katy Perry with Russell Brand's name on her ass


Katy Perry wore no less than 5,000 different outfits at the MTV EMAs last night, so here she is in a little lingerie number with Russell Brand's name on her ass which is probably the hottest thing a girl could do for her boyfriend. Or was until the part Katy where made a face that can only be described as Abe Vigoda having an orgasm. If Russell Brand can still get an erection after that, he's goddamn Kryptonian and should really be using his powers for the good of humanity. (Read: Reversing the Earth's rotation and stopping me from posting that last pic.)

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Nov 6 2009Beyonce at the MTV Europe Music Awards


Here's Beyonce performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night while wearing an outfit apparently designed to make it look like she has an armadillo for a vagina. But in Beyonce's defense, what else is she going to wear to win over the Lady GaGa crowd? (If you're thinking a giant penis costume complete with Hitler mustache, get out of my head!)

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Nov 5 2009Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards


Here's Katy Perry hosting the MTV Europe Music Awards this evening in Berlin, and what the- does her face actually look hot in some of these photos? More importantly, are those light up nipples? If so, I'm moving to Europe where they know how to throw decent awards show. No, really, those Kraut bastards get light up nips and all we got was Kanye West having hot flashes. Almost makes you wonder if World War II was worth it in the end after all, doesn't it? Me, too.

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