Nov 17 2009Lindsay Lohan still demanding free shit
Lindsay Lohan continues her Belligerent Tour of Over-Entitlement, according to Fox 411:
Lohan showed up to last Thursday's launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line "NuPop" in collaboration with famed jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad at Kitson in West Hollywood, but wanted more than just a nice watch to take home. Although Linds was apparently already being paid to turn up to the gig, we're told Mouawad offered the actress $500 to spend at Kitson, which she successfully bargained up to $1000.
Pop Tarts watched as Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that "Pascal would take care of it because I'm the only celebrity here."
(FYI not true - Dupri himself was there along with Bridget Marquardt and "Real Housewife" Gretchen Rossi)
"Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn't even know her," said an insider. "He was totally bewildered and couldn't believe it. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolutely limit."
They gave in to her demands? C'mon! This is like watching a kid throw a tantrum in the middle of a store only to have the mom turn around and buy him a Wii. Everyone knows you take the rugrat into a dressing room and paddle his ass until he finds religion. Granted, that's probably a health hazard in Lindsay's case, but you get my point.
Thanks to jumpin_j who says you can use his belt provided you burn it then douse the ashes with holy water.
Nov 15 2009Lindsay Lohan cries when asked to pay for goods and services
When she's not trying to shaft an unsuspecting Kellan Lutz with her liquor bills, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going into hysterics now when asked to pay for items she's consumed like a productive member of society. People reports:
"Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown," says the source. "She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information."
Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, "She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying 'I don't pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I'm freaking out!'"
I believe everything about this story except for the part where Lindsay Lohan had a friend and shared precious alcohol with them. Ha! Nice try, People. There's no way she didn't double-fist those bottles while telling a bowl of shrimp cocktail Leonardo DiCaprio wants her. I mean, just look at that face. It practically screams delusional crustacean whisperer. Or anal on the first date, I go back and forth.
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Nov 13 2009Lindsay Lohan crawls out of Paris' ex's house
Lindsay Lohan attended the Nu Pop Movement event at Kitson last night then apparently did enough partying to end up doing the walk of shame out of Stavros Niarchos' house at seven this morning. I'm not saying they had sex, but I'm also not saying he didn't make a giant trail of cocaine throughout the inside of his house to keep Lindsay away from the silverware. Just so we're on the same page.
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Nov 12 2009Dina Lohan: 'Lindsay's going to die soon'
Seen here doing what she does best last night, Lindsay Lohan is probably going going to die soon, according to the latest released phone call between Dina and Michael Lohan. RadarOnline reports:
In the phone call, which was recorded in New York, Dina tells her ex-husband and Lindsay's father, Michael that, "time is running out with this kid. I know, I'm her mother and I feel it and I'm scared."
She continues: "She'll open up to you but it's nothing compared to what's going on with this kid. And don't tell her I told you anything or try to weasel s--t out of her... she'll tell you when she's ready to talk about s--t. Right now all I know is she's starting to drink and that's bad."
Anyone else starting to feel like these tapes are becoming increasingly anti-climactic? It went from Lindsay dating Heath Ledger when he died to she's a cutter to she's going to drink herself to death. Not exactly a mind-blowing revelation there. If an alien with absolutely zero knowledge of pop culture landed on Earth and saw a picture of Lindsay, I guarantee its first reaction would be "Wow, that bitch is gonna die." Or if it's an awesome alien, it'd express immediate concern for the world's liquor supply. "Graknar computes depletion is imminent. To the space brewery!"
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Nov 11 2009Lindsay Lohan is a cutter. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Another day, another horrible breach of privacy by Michael Lohan. In the latest tape "leaked" to the press, Dina Lohan blames Michael for driving to Lindsay to cut herself. RadarOnline reports:
Michael is talking with Dina, telling her that he represents the bad things in her life and Dina interrupts him, saying "Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it's bad Michael, it's bad." Lindsay has been photographed over the years and recently with scars on her wrists, a sign of the cutting, which is a desperate cry for help from the troubled starlet.
As Dina has said in previous recorded conversations, Lindsay has suffered from the treatment she received from her father, even going so far as to sleep with Dina when she's at her house because she is so fearful. "I know that it's going to happen," Dina responds to Michael when he says "If something happens," and Dina continues "I will feel it's all your fault, that's how I will feel, it's not about me."
In the 2008 call Michael doesn't accept any blame for Lindsay's situation, telling Dina "I will feel like it's everyone else's fault."
Well at least Michael Lohan's fully prepared to rationalize his daughter's death that he'll be most, if not entirely, responsible for. You gotta appreciate a story with a happy ending.
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Nov 10 2009Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger when he died
Michael Lohan's Recorded Phone Call Bonanza may have finally struck gold. According to a 2008 phone call between Michael and ex-wife Dina, Lindsay was "secretly dating" Heath Ledger at the time of his death. RadarOnline reports:
"And she was dating Heath when he died," Dina reveals to Michael. "I don't know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?"
Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay's life too: "Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking."
She said that the actor's death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. "That f-f----d her up," Dina says.
February 2008
DINA: Remember how we always talked about finding the perfect scapegoat for Lindsay's actions that would get us off the hook?
MICHAEL: Oh, sure.
DINA: What if we faked a phone call where I say she was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died and it sent her completely over the edge?
MICHAEL: My God, it's perfect. Plus who hasn't she fucked?
DINA: AHAHAHA!
MICHAEL: HAHAHA! *click*
DINA: Wait. Are you recording this?
MICHAEL: .... I have to go save a puppy now. From terrorists. *hangs up*
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Nov 8 2009Michael Lohan tried to sell Lindsay recordings for $100,000
Because he loves her so much, Michael Lohan originally tried to sell the recently released phone recordings of Lindsay for $100,000 to various media outlets. He eventually gave the recordings to Radar Online for free who agreed to pay him for an interview from the generated publicity, according to Page Six:
Michael told us that a six-figure demand for the tapes "was a complete lie," but when asked if he was paid for his interview, he said, "That's in the hands of my lawyers. They deal with that."
He insisted, "This isn't about money or getting paid, it's about saving my daughter."
And what better way to save Lindsay than to profit off her embarrassing drug-fueled decline which you're most the likely the root cause of? No, really, there's substance abuse counselors shaking their heads right now trying to figure out why they didn't think of it first. "Having an estranged father make an assload of cash while making a public spectacle of his daughter's battle with addiction, of course! And all this time I was telling parents that's the equivalent of putting a gun in their kids' mouth. Ha, doy!"
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Nov 6 2009Michael Lohan: 'God is punishing Lindsay's career'
Because dignity is dick compared to getting your face in the press, Michael Lohan is firing back against Lindsay's accusations that he threatened to kill Dina Lohan if she ever left him.
"That's a lie. I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I'm going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies.
"No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her," Michael continued. "Because she's forsaken everything He's given her and she's done nothing but misuse all the gifts she's given."
I'm pretty sure being a Michael Lohan-fertilized egg in Dina Lohan's uterus is ultimately what killed Lindsay's career, but it's nice to see his main concern is to prove he's right even if it involves releasing more private phone calls to do it. Also, anyone finding it odd that Michael Lohan records all his phone conversations? Jon Gosselin is probably sitting at home right now trying to figure out how many times he's on tape saying "So another one laughed at my penis again."
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