Lily Allen needs to put some pants on
Here's Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with promises of brandy and Werther's Originals. Because I'm a "sucker." Wink.
*puts gun in mouth*
Lily Allen is topless again. Go figure.
It's been 10 whole days since we've last seen Lily Allen's breasts, so here she is in Venice late last week standing topless on a balcony for no apparent reason. I love how her boyfriend Sam Cooper tries to cover up her breasts with his hands as if they're both shocked people are looking at her. Because generally when people see bare breasts their first reaction is to look the other way instead of saying "Holy shit, look at that chick's tits" which I'm pretty sure would've been the Pope's reaction. (Not a crack at Lily looking like a small boy. Entirely.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions.
Lily Allen's monthly nipple flash
Because what's a month without seeing Lily Allen's nipples, here she is out in London last night giving the paps a show. At this point, I'm pretty sure I could draw Lily's nipples blindfolded. And by draw I mean touch myself because I'll assume I'm alone in a dark room. "What's all that crying? And did I just hear a woman jump out a window? Must've been the wind."
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that redefine the term "monthly visitor."
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So Freaking Hot: Best of September
In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively's breasts. Wait, I did that. Anyone know when will I stop peeing toner?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions because I care.
Scope Out The Top Ten So Freaking Hot Posts of Sept. After the Jump
Lily Allen is topless again. What are the odds?
Lily Allen poses topless for the October issue of GQ UK, and based on her inability to wear a bra, I can only assume Lily was molested by a Victoria's Secret mannequin as a small child. That her or her stepmother was a cardigan with a penchant for cruelty. Could go either way.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of British charm.
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Lily Allen's showing her nipples again
Here's Lily Allen performing Sunday night in London in a see-through top with no bra, and it's almost to the point where I'd be amazed to look at Lily and not see her nipples. No, really, if I saw her in a sweater, I'm pretty sure I'd run into a church and demand a priest drench her with holy water. For the children.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of monotonous nipplery.
Lily Allen must hate shirts
Lily Allen continues her war on shirts by posing topless in the August issue of i-D Magazine and also wears a panda costume. So, furries, this one's for you. You strange, strange people who better not fill up my comment sections with tales of koala fucking. I mean it.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version where 70s bush would look at home.
Lily Allen's almost visible nipples
Lily Allen wore a blonde wig while dining at Nobu last night in London and also a see-through top, so don't act like you don't have time to squint to see some nipples. It's Tuesday which means you've already checked out for the weekend like 98% of the American workforce. Unless, of course, you're a pilot then, for Chrissakes, get off the Internet and man those controls. -- Ha, I'm kidding. I'm not flying anywhere. Knock yourself out.
