Nov 10 2009Nicolas Cage outbid Leo for a $276,000 dino skull
Nicolas Cage owes the IRS an assload of money and is suing his manager for leading him "down a path of financial ruin," but a brief look at his purchases shows he has the spending habits of two women permanently glued to a MasterCard. Via Us Magazine:
In 2007, he outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a dinosaur skull, shelling out $276,000 for the artifact.
His homes included three castles -- plus two islands in the Bahamas. Among his "dozen or so" mansions, one Bel Air home, purchased in 1998, features a billiard room with a 1955 Jaguar parked inside plus an array of "shrunken heads."
Out of his 50 cars, the most Cage ever shelled out was $495,000 on Lamborghini -- used. (Its former owner was the shah of Iran.)
Obsessed with superheroes (he was once set to star in a Superman sequel), he sold his comics collection in 1997 for $1.6 million.
While portraying an alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas (his Oscar-winning role) in 1995, he hired an "on set drinking-consultant-poet."
An "on set drinking-consultant-poet," really? Talk about the easiest/most awesome job in the world: "Yeah, so, mostly you just sit around drinking bottles of whatever you can steal from your ex-wife's liquor cabinet until they're empty and/or you piss yourself in a fit of tears. That poetic enough for you? Good, now shut up and watch me lay here in my own vomit."
Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news
- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
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Aug 26 2009Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other news
- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn't they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn't give her the Harley he promised in the divorce settlement. [PopEater]
- Leonardo DiCaprio asked to drop 30 pounds for his role in Inception. This is what happens when you hang out with Russell Crowe. [Wonderwall]
- Jessica Simpson is eyeing up another quarterback. To date. To date. Not to slap on a hoagie roll. [Celebslam]
- Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene bailed on a Twilight convention in Jersey. Of course, this would mean something if either of them could magically morph into Robert Pattinson. Or Harry Potter with new Dry-Humping Action. [Just Jared]
- Channing Tatum's stripper days returns to haunt him. And also show people he can emote. Who knew? [PopSugar]
- Katie Price hasn't cried once over her divorce from Peter Andre. Mostly because she's a robot sent from the future to promote literacy with her bionic breasts. I'm suddenly feeling my reading comprehension skills slipping. Help me, Katie-tron! [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian has filed for divorce AND is seeking spousal support. Classy. [Splash News]
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Aug 5 2009Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news
- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip]
- Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater]
- John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are most likely having empty, yet still awesome, sex again. [Celebslam]
- Brad Pitt used to bang Juliette Lewis - and drugs were involved. Phew. That makes sense. [The Blemish]
- Sienna Miller apologizes for sleeping with Balthazar Getty and claims she's not a "shagger." Oh yeah? Your G.I. Joe action figure says differently. What's that, tiny Baroness? You need a bigger man?! It's Lion-O isn't it? I'll never love again! *runs away crying* [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton scored a guest spot on the CW's Supernatural. Ironically, she'll play a ghost who keeps coming back no matter how much penicillin you take. Good casting. [Just Jared]
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Jul 29 2009Kelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news
- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He's in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt told People "his partying ends at 6 p.m.," only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody's losing a penis. [PopEater]
- Bar Refaeli got over Leonardo DiCaprio quickly. [The Blemish]
- Mischa Barton spotted out in public for the first time since her 5150. Yet somehow she managed to not fuck a member of the paparazzi. Britney. [Celebslam]
- Rachelle Lefevre is pissed about being replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the third Twilight film. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan somehow has money to shop. Did she steal some leprechaun's pot of gold? Because that would explain why I saw Hayden Panettiere crying on a toadstool. [PopSugar]
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Jul 27 2009Scarlett Johansson at Comic-Con and other news
- Chris Brown and Rihanna might have had a secret rendezvous. Choo choo! Hear that? That was the sympathy train leaving the station and running over Rihanna's face because Chris Brown's driving. [Celebslam]
- Gwyneth Paltrow was noticeably absent from the Iron Man 2 panel at Comic-Con. What? Fanboys love cornish hen recipes and whimsical talk of Spain, too. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton has been discharged and is ready to start production on The Beautiful Life proving that even crazy people can find work before Lindsay Lohan. [PopEater]
- Avril Lavigne is a role model. I'm actually serious about that. [The Blemish]
- Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still having sex which proves my theory: Brian Austin Green's brother is a magic genie. I knew it! [Just Jared]
- Leonardo DiCaprio banged one of those chicks from the Pussycat Dolls. You know those bad 80s movies where two people switch places? That should happen with Leo and me. I'll bring the Indian skull. [PopSugar]
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Jul 22 2009Bar Refaeli in lingerie and other news
- Lindsay Lohan might appear on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here! Or as like to call it, Hollywood Squares... In the Jungle. [Celebslam]
- Tori Spelling co-hosted Today this morning because God wanted everyone to have a shitty Wednesday. No really. He Twittered me. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua has passed on. Wait. Then who the fuck is Paris Hilton carrying around? Hey, everybody, stop covering Paris. It's not the Taco Bell dog! [PopEater]
- Sienna Miller does NOT like talking about Balthazar Getty. [Just Jared]
- LeBron James getting dunked on by a 20-year-old Xavier student. This is exactly why I tell people the X-Men shouldn't play basketball. But no one listens. [The Blemish]
- Leonardo DiCaprio is already done with Cameron Diaz. Hey, sometimes you have to try something once to know that it gives your penis night terrors. Words to live by. [PopSugar]
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Jul 21 2009Cameron Diaz dating Jude Law AND Leonardo DiCaprio?
Cameron Diaz is apparently seeing both Jude Law and Leonardo DiCaprio, according to The Sun:
On Sunday night Cam and Jude were out until the wee small hours at posh club Boujis in South Kensington, west London. Cameron left the club by the front door, looking a bit worse for wear, while Jude piled out the back in a bid to avoid snappers.
Last week Leo took his old Gangs Of New York co-star on a series of secret dates around London.
A source said: "Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend BAR RAFAELI. Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.
"Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."
Okay, Jude Law I can see, but Leonardo DiCaprio? I mean, Christ, the guy was dating Bar Refaeli. How do you go from that to Cameron Diaz? Did his penis sleep with his sister and not call her the next day? I don't get it.
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