Nov 4 2009Eddie Cibrian already cheating on LeAnn Rimes
Apparently Eddie Cibrian gets immediately bored with one vagina and is already cheating on his mistress-turned-girlfriend LeAnn Rimes with a previous mistress Scheana Maria Jancan, according to Life & Style:
"Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again," an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. "He told her he's only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon."
"He has a friend drop him off at Scheana's apartment, where he'll usually spend about two hours," the insider reveals. "Then a friend picks him up. He never spends the night at Scheana's because he's afraid LeAnn will catch on. But he's made it clear to Scheana that he wants to continue seeing her."
Wait. If you're going to cheat, why do it with someone you've already cheated with before? That practically makes it a relationship which just defeats the whole purpose of cheating in the first place. Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought the point of adultery was to stick your penis in as many things as possible even if it's a pan of muffins cooling on a window sill. (And for the last time, grandma, maybe you shouldn't have baked them to look so sexy.)
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Aug 24 2009Michael Jackson was homicided and other news
- Michael Jackson's death has been ruled a homicide. Who saw that coming? Besides Dr. Conrad Murray and anyone with TV or Internet access. [PopEater]
- Anna Paquin on a trapeze. Because apparently winning an Oscar at 12 curses you to have a lifelong obsession with amusement parks. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Swift has freakishly long arms. Hmm... I wonder if she could reach the fridge from my bedroom. In case she wants a drink! I was not at all suggesting sandwich making. Unless her arms are near the bread drawer. Just sayin'. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston won't date "a normal guy." Which is why I'd like to point out I still play with action figures. That doing anything for you? Not counting reaching for the pepper spray. [Wonderwall]
- Chace Crawford as a greaser. Think Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones 4, but you don't want to cry in a corner afterward. [Socialite Life]
- Eddie Cibrian's wife is more than happy to hand him over to LeAnn Rimes. [Just Jared]
- Ashlee Simpson continues looking good with the ladies of Melrose Place. [PopSugar]
- Paris Hilton visited a children's hospital in Guatemala because nothing cures sick kids like more infections, but not really. You killed them all, Wonkface. [Splash News]
Aug 21 2009LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian go public
Just one month after being ditched by his wife, Eddie Cibrian decided to show his face public with LeAnn Rimes yesterday. The two went golfing which is really a convincing case to get involved with your mistress. "Say, baby, how about we have some of that naughty sex we were having strange places?" "Nah, let's go golfing. Like a real couple." Sign me up for that.
Aug 11 2009Eddie Cibrian is a fish. Or something.
Eddie Cibrian is having a hard time after his wife publicly left him over allegations he had an affair with LeAnn Rimes. People reports:
Now, Cibrian, 36, who was seen spending time with Rimes, 26, last month, is speaking out about his personal drama.
"I don't know how people perceive me," he tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing Tuesday. "What I do know is when you reach a certain point in your career you're placed in this unfair fishbowl."
"Unfair fishbowl?" I don't get. Is LeAnn Rimes' vagina the fish food? Or is someone going to flush Eddie Cibrian down a toilet? Also, at what point do my parents buy a new fish thinking I won't notice, but instead I grow up with trust issues that leave me incapable of having anything but shallow, sex-based relationships with women? I've said too much. Or just enough...
Jul 26 2009LeAnn Rimes & Dean Sheremet have been separated for 'a while'
Seen here still wearing her wedding ring in public Thursday, it turns out LeAnn Rimes has been separated from her husband Dean Sheremet for months, according to Us Magazine:
"Thanks to everyone for all the support through a very difficult time!" The former backup dancer, 28, posted earlier this afternoon.
His last Tweet was March 18: "I love my wife!!!"
Earlier, a source told Us the duo -- who wed in 2002 when Rimes was just 19 -- "have been separated for awhile.
"They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other's lives as best friends," the source said. "They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart -- as they have been -- while they figure things out."
And, of course, what better way to work through things then stalking the man you had an affair with while trying to maintain a heterosexual marriage with a gay man. No, really, we'll all be laughing about this at their 50th wedding anniversary. "Hey, honey, remember when you were gay?" "Still am, you cheating whore." AHAHAHA! Old people.
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Jul 22 2009Eddie Cibrian's wife leaves him over affair with LeAnn Rimes
Apparently LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have still been secretly seeing each other which has finally resulted in his wife Brandy Glanville leaving him. Us Weekly reports:
"Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart," says Glanville, 36, mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2. "I want to do what is best for our children. Eddie and LeAnn [Rimes] deserve each other."
According to Us Weekly, the final straw came after Cibrian, 36, and Rimes, 26, were caught again together in the early afternoon of July 17 -- four months after Usmagazine.com broke the news of their affair -- outside the Malibu home of Jeff Berger, a longtime friend of the singer and her husband, Dean Sheremet. (News of Cibrian having another affair -- with 24-year-old model Scheana Marie Jancan -- also broke earlier this same month.)
So remember when LeAnn Rimes kept flashing her wedding ring around at the paparazzi? I believe there's an old saying from Hamlet: "Methinks the lady doth bangeth dudes who aren't her husband too much."
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Jun 25 2009Jeff Goldblum is NOT DEAD. Also, other stuff.
- Dane Cook and other opportunists glom onto Michael Jackson's death. [Just Jared]
- LeAnn Rimes vagina apparently has magical powers and lands Eddie Cibrian a role on CSI: Miami. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton's hotel room in Dubai was bugged with a hidden camera. I guarantee whoever was on the other end has already died of itchiness. [Celebslam]
- Heidi & Spencer's Pizza Hut commercial gets canned. Turns out Pizza Hut wants to stay in business after all. Smart move. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are still alive. If anyone cares. No? Moving on. [PopSugar]
- Adriana Lima wants to constantly pump out babies. Wow, this is easily the saddest news I've heard all day. No, really, it's gonna be hard to top that. [I'm Not Obsessed.]
Jun 3 2009LeAnn Rimes: Crazed stalker?
Brandi Glanville, the wife of LeAnn Rime's alleged lover Eddie Cibrian, claims the country singer is still aggressively pursuing Eddie, according to Us Weekly:
"LeAnn is a stalker," Glanville tells Us. "She refuses to leave us alone -- it is shameful and scary. People are going to say it takes two to tango and I get that, but at some point LeAnn needs to stop asking him to dance."
Glanville, a model (and mother of Mason, 6, and Jake, 2) alleges that Rimes (who was caught on video sucking Cibrian's finger during a date) intentionally tracked down her husband at a L.A. Lakers game on May 17 -- two weeks after he changed his phone number to end her "constant texting and calling."
Glanville says Rimes' motivation for her "disgusting" behavior is to get back in the limelight.
Adds Glanville, "She's hurting my family and messing with the wrong mom."
Ah, the old "Honey, we're not having sex, she's just a psycho stalker" excuse that ultimately ends in your wife or mistress getting shot saving you a tough choice. Works every time!
