Oct 2 2009Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts and other news
- David Letterman's mistress was apparently a regular on sketches. [PopEater]
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be having weird, Britishy sex. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna wears more crazy shit in Paris. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Ashlee Simpson is getting tired of Pete Wentz. It's a good thing she didn't have his baby. Oh, wait. [Celebslam]
- Lauren Conrad won't be acting in the movie adaptation of her book. She only memorized lines for The Hills. [PopSugar]
- Beyonce is Billboard's Woman of the Year. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan might have a twin. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Montag co-hosted The View today and somehow didn't open a portal of dumb consuming us all. Your guess is as good as mine. [Socialite Life]
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Jul 17 2009Kendra Wilkinson's inflating breasts and other news
- Jake Gyllenhaal's Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he's going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]
- Jim Cavaziel was in a motorcycle accident caused by a crazed lunatic throwing a bicycle at him. Dammit, Mel! [PopEater]
- Katie Price might star in a remake of Baywatch. Huh. So there is a legitimate use for her. Weird. [Just Jared]
- Lauren Conrad mocks Heidi Montag's Playboy cover. Wait. Did Lauren Conrad just do something interesting? Or did I take the bad acid again? Shiiiiit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron is learning how to scuba dive. Will he bang a mermaid or a merman? Only time will tell. (Note: Go near Ariel and I'll cut you.) [PopSugar]
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Jul 6 2009Kim Kardashian just lowered property values
- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life's menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]
- Janice Dickinson still attracts men. -- I'm assuming large promises of cash are involved. Followed by roofies when that doesn't work. [Celebslam]
- Josh Duhamel admits he's climbed on the pole before. Wow. That's just too easy. You know, because Fergie has a penis. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum's child will not go hungry. Enough said. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be making weird Armani ads together. Somewhere Tom Cruise is wondering what Angelina's got they he doesn't have. Besides the ability to not require a booster seat. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jun 18 2009Paris Hilton secretes dumb
- Paris Hilton wants Cristiano Ronaldo to be the David to her Victoria Beckham. If that involves her moving to Europe and immediately becoming irrelevant, where do I sign? [Celebslam]
- Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy's nursery. I love how Madonna treats an Oscar-winning actress like a Mexican contractor that better stay under budget. Who knew sorcery could be freaking hilarious? [Lainey Gossip]
- Neil Patrick Harris wants a baby. Somewhere Carrie Prejean's breasts just went off like klaxons on a battleship. [The Blemish]
- Padma Lakshmi should host things in my kitchen. And, if it makes her feel more comfortable, I have a video camera. Just sayin'. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lauren Conrad continues to admit The Hills is staged which now makes her boring and obvious. [PopSugar]
- Katie Holmes is seriously doing that reality dancing show. Remember when she was so hot you used to watch Dawson's Creek reruns naked in your college dorm room while your roommate was at class? Uh, me neither. [Just Jared]
Jun 17 2009Stephanie Pratt: 'The Hills made me bulimic'
Following in the footsteps of her older brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt will do anything for the cover of Us Weekly. Even if it includes claiming the entire cast of The Hills caused her to skip the gym and go right to bulimia. Those diabolical bitches:
The 5-foot-7 23-year-old reveals she began bingeing and purging after watching a scene she shot with Lauren Conrad in 2007 after first joining the cast: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"
Another time, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis, the size 0-2 Pratt -- in a bikini and cover-up -- asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, 'shirt on or off?'" Patridge said 'On.'" Says Pratt, "The producers never put pressure on us to lose weight," but adds, "It's embarrassing working with skinny girls."
So, wait, you mean starring on The Hills caused Stephanie to become a vapid attention whore with an eating disorder? Get the fuck out. And here I thought the show was a breeding ground for young Mother Teresas. With fake tits.
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Jun 5 2009Jessica Simpson isn't entirely frightening me anymore
- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not to get pregnant on the island. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton's first BFF Brittany Flickinger hates that the short-lived friendship has ruined her reputation. Right. Because Paris was such a shining beacon of inspiration before Brittany auditioned. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hulk Hogan is pissed at Linda's accusations that he smokes pot with Brooke and her boyfriend. He only makes them smuggle HGH across the border for him. Get your facts straight, lady. [Celebslam]
- Kristin Cavallari is getting an insane amount of money to replace Lauren Conrad. Apparently it's hard work pretending to be so goddamn boring time and space bend around your boringness creating a vapid vortex of dumb that will one day engulf our universe. -- Fucking Hills. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Jun 1 2009MTV Movie Awards 2009
Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and Kristen Stewart couldn't be more baked if the entire stage was made of ganja.
Okay, I'm done.
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May 27 2009Rihanna & Kanye West in 'Paranoid'
- Jessica Simpson is going back to reality TV. This time to travel around the world investigating body images and beauty in other cultures. Ten buck says she ends up at Chili's and thinks it's Mexico. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston says he wishes he could be a lapdog that's petted and loved all day. -- Seriously, what else does this kid need to do let Billy Ray Cyrus know his daughter is dating a gay man? I thought that was illegal in the South. Or am I thinking about book learning? [The Blemish]
- Winona Ryder admits the biggest challenge in her life was getting over Johnny Depp. Wow. Way to obsess over things for twenty freaking years. Get me in a relationship with that. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are starring in a Broadway play together. It's called "Cha-Ching! I Can Almost Hear the Money Flying Out of Every Single Vagina That Just Read This." [Just Jared]
- Carrie Prejean is guest hosting Fox & Friends this week. Somewhere Rush Limbaugh just got an erection. Or at least tried until he remembered he's out of Mexican Viagra and BBQ sauce. Don't ask. [Jezebel]
- Lauren Conrad admits the producers of The Hills forced a reconciliation between her and Heidi. And by forced she meant wrote it in the script that tells her exactly how to look, feel, act and talk. You know, just like real life. [PopSugar]
