Sep 1 2009Chris Brown: 'Of course, I remember'
Apparently Chris Brown is already doing spin control of his spin control. After previews of his Larry King Live interview appeared online yesterday which showed Chris saying he doesn't remember beating Rihanna, his publicist quickly starting firing off the following statement to media outlets:
"There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.
That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.
The first four times - or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer -- which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time - or whatever it was - I just misspoke. I was asked, "Do you remember doing it?" and I said, "No."
Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.
As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can't. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future."
In Chris's defense, when you're used to only fighting women, Larry King can seem a bit intimidating. What with his octogenarian elbows and constant demands for soup.
Aug 31 2009Chris Brown doesn't remember beating Rihanna, but still loves her. Aww.
In the upcoming Extra Special "Chris Brown, He's Not So Bad" Issue of People, that's sure to go over well with housewives, the singer reveals he still has feelings for Rihanna and cried to his mom the night of the attack:
He still loves Rihanna: "I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn't go away."
How he felt right after the assault: "I was distraught ... I went to my mom on the same night and told [her] what happened and broke down."
Why he's different from his stepfather, who he says regularly abused his mother: "I feel like he enjoyed it. He was an abuser. It was continuous."
Continuing the non-stop marketing campaign to get his music career back, Chris also appears on Larry King Live tonight where he claims to not even remember beating Rihanna. Of course, most people would probably repress the memory of doing something terrible like when I "supposedly" saw G.I. Joe the other week. Pretty much the same level of awful.
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Aug 26 2009Kate Gosselin does Larry King
Seen here outside her attorney's office in LA yesterday, presumably to ass-rape Jon for wanting off the show, Kate Gosselin taped an interview with Larry King last night set to air this evening. Here are the highlights via Us Magazine:
On the future of the show:
"Personally, for myself and the kids, this has been a good experience. It continues to be a good experience. Everyone works. Everyone has a job. Everyone has what they're dealing with," she went on. And, generally speaking, this is the most flexible, workable, wonderful job for myself. Remember, the kids are just playing in front of the cameras so."
On if Jon will be cut from the show:
"I don't -- I'm not the person to make that decision. I know that myself and the kids will continue the show."
On if Jon's a good father:
"He is. His decisions right now are not ones that I would necessarily make. But down deep in his heart, I know that he is. We disagree on the current things. Not so much the day-to-day. I think that I'm looking more toward the future and the decisions of today that affect tomorrow, more so than he is."
On calling the police outside her Reading home:
"It actually was not this huge fight. It was just a thing where I wanted to be there with the kids and -- as opposed to a babysitter. And he wasn't fond of that idea."
Following up on Kate's comments to Larry, RadarOnline reports that the day she called the cops, Jon wanted to go out drinking and leave the kids with a babysitter. Apparently Kate offered to stay with the kids and the shit hit the fans. Then again, in Jon's defense, no one wants their ex-wife to see them puke down a children's slide then tell his latest conquest to "stay outta the fridge" right before having awkward sex with her. Some things should remain private.
Aug 11 2009Layla Kayleigh poses for PETA and other news
- Larry King needs to admit he's in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson is A-Rod's personal cheerleader whose vagina isn't a sarcophagus. That would probably make me do my job better, too. Just a tad. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Gosselin pretends to love her children in front of the paparazzi. [OK! Magazine]
- Emmy Rossum was secretly married to her ex Justin Siegel which is funny because I secretly don't give a shit. Dammit! I ruined the surprise. [Just Jared]
- Mischa Barton is that crazy person at work everyone's afraid to fire because she'll go on a desk-crapping rampage. It's science. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan's freckles are trying to spell something. "M-U-S-T F-I-N-D P-E-N-I-S. C-A-N-T L-I-V-E O-N V-A-G-I-N-A A-N-Y-M-O-R-E. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9?" [ICYDK]
Enlarged Version of Layla After the Jump
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Aug 3 2009Chris Brown to apologize on Larry King Live
Chris Brown has another apology in the works. This time it'll be on national TV and, I assume, with more sincerity than his last one which made ham sandwiches look more remorseful. RadarOnline reports:
The singer will be formally sentenced on Wednesday, August 5 and sources tell RadarOnline.com that he will most likely appear on Larry King Live after that.
Larry King Live is the first choice of Brown's handlers, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively. Brown's team believes the singer will be able to get his apology across without facing brutal questioning.
Here's hoping Larry takes a shot of Jack with his Metamucil that day before practicing his pimp hand. "Larry King asks the questions Larry King wants to ask. Bitch." Aw, yeah, that's good television.
Jul 21 2009Joe Jackson denies beating Michael Jackson
In an interview with Larry King last night, Joe Jackson denied ever beating Michael Jackson as a child. To back up his claims, Joe inexplicably goes on to say that "beating started with slavery," and any parent who says they never spanked their kid is "a liar." Except for apparently Joe Jackson who immediately followed that statement with "But I never beat Michael."
To dig his hole even deeper, Joe also believes Michael was raised properly because he didn't "run the streets like other kids in his neighborhood." But, you know, he's right. Michael simply went on to surgically alter his face into Peter Pan and invite young boys over to his house for wine and porn. If that was anymore wholesome, puppies would jump out of a birthday cake and help the elderly cross the street. True story.
Jun 26 2008Christina Aguilera still has huge breasts, and something about voting
Christina Aguilera stopped by Larry King Live last night (video after the jump) to talk about her involvement in Rock the Vote. She recently filmed a PSA where she sings "America the Beautiful" while holding newborn baby Max. Christina just wants people to vote and wouldn't endorse a specific candidate. She also admitted this is her first time voting in an election and then said some sentimental stuff about her son.
Honestly, I started tuning out when I realized most of the footage was from the neck up which is all well and good. Anytime I see Christina's ridiculous chest, I weep uncontrollably. I can't get over the fact that Jordan Bratman touches those things every night while wearing nothing but an Iron Man mask and socks. Who are you really, Bratman? Name yourself!
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Jun 11 2008Hulk Hogan: God wants John Graziano in a coma to make him 'a better person'
Oh, man, those crazy Hogans have done it again! This time Hulk stopped by Larry King Live last night for an emotional interview about his son Nick's imprisonment. At the end of the interview, a teary-eyed Hulk remained positive that Nick's accident happened for a divine reason and then expressed his belief that John Graziano's coma would make him "a better person." Here's an excerpt from the transcript on CNN.com:
KING: It is OK. This is hard. Who could ever imagine.
HOGAN: It is the main focus is my son, my children and John Graziano. It has been a tough one, Larry. You know, you said to me during the break, this is the second part of the dance. So it is halftime and we're positive. We're moving forward.
KING: You believe in god.
HOGAN: Yes, I do.
KING: Do you believe in the second act? Do you believe in forgiveness?
HOGAN: Like I said, this is in God's hand. Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person. It is like I said before, you know, it is god's will where we're at with this situation. I refuse to accept any negativity, any nay sayers. I firmly believe there is a plan. It is god's plan and god's will.
WOW! Because nothing improves your outlook on life than a coma you'll never wake up from. Damn, these people will blame anyone but themselves. I'm looking forward to Linda Hogan appearing on The View where she'll point the finger at, of course, John Graziano along with Satan and "the rat-bastard who invented the wheel." Her son's a driver of vehicles - How could you?!
NOTE: Video after the jump. Hulk citing lifelong paralysis as a self-help plan around the 2:50 mark.
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