Sep 15 2009Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news
- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn't read his blog. IT'S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]
- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod's baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]
- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don't want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]
- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]
- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they're eating ice cream. "Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose." [Celebitchy]
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Aug 25 2009La Toya Jackson goes on 'I was right!' tour
With Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide, La Toya Jackson is slated to make the press rounds and inform America she told us so. ABC News reports:
La Toya Jackson, who signed Michael Jackson's death certificate, will discuss her close relationship with her brother and reveal why she believes he was murdered. The interview is scheduled to air on "20/20" on Friday, Sept. 11 at 10 p.m. ET.
La Toya Jackson gave an exclusive statement to ABC News regarding the latest in her brother Michael's death investigation.
"I am thankful to the investigators for uncovering the truth to the world," she said in the statement, "and I look forward to the day that justice will be served to all the parties involved in my brother's homicide."
Of course, La Toya claimed Michael was murdered so his handlers could get at his money, when it's starting to look like his death was the result of facilitated access to anesthetics particularly on the part of Dr. Conrad Murray who had a large monetary stake in keeping Michael alive. If he purposefully killed him, it'd be the equivalent of Wal-Mart picking off fat people in the parking lot. Now who's going to buy all this industrial-sized butter?
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Jul 13 2009LaToya Jackson: 'Michael was murdered'
In an interview with News of the World, LaToya Jackson reveals she's convinced Michael was killed by his handlers and is determined to bring those responsible to justice:
"Michael WAS murdered," declared La Toya, 53. "And we don't think just one person was involved. Rather, it was a conspiracy of people. I feel it was all about money. Michael was worth well over a billion in music publishing assets and somebody killed him for that. He was worth more dead than alive."
As she posed a series of vital questions about 50-year-old Jacko's sudden death 17 days ago at his rented mansion in Los Angeles, La Toya said the pop icon was:
* FED a series of addictive drugs to keep him submissive and controlled.
* KEPT from his family by manipulative people who blocked their visits.
* WORKED to exhaustion even though he DIDN'T want to do the gruelling string of 50 shows due to start at London's O2 arena tomorrow.
* ROBBED of TWO MILLION in cash and gems as he lay dying.
Because of her close bond with Michael, La Toya was chosen by the family to sign the death certificate. Now the first step in her battle for justice is underway, with the second, independent, autopsy she ordered.
I'm going to trust LaToya on this one because I believe twins share a special, telepathic bond that modern science has yet to quantify. Sure, maybe Michael and LaToya are three years apart, but my God, look at her and tell me that's not Michael's identical clone. Seriously, it would cost hundreds of millions of dollars for him to look like that. Oh, wait.
