Nov 18 2009Claire Danes' nipples and other news
- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip]
- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]
- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon... [Betty Confidential]
Pics link to LSFW versions.
Oct 25 2009Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass
Here's Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict compliance? We're talking about art, dammit!
Pic links to LSFW version.
Oct 12 2009Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting
I'm only just now discovering that Ice T's wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she's using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you're a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.
NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.
Oct 6 2009Olivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nip
Here's Olivia Wilde in the latest issue of Marie Claire and I had no idea they showed nipples. Or at least poorly veiled ones. I almost want to make a dentist appointment just to sift through all the issues in the waiting room. Also, I can make sure housewives aren't reading and kill two birds with one stone. It's all about time management, folks.
EDIT: So apparently these are from 2006. Awesome. Consider this a commentary on how often I read Marie Claire and not the last time I went to the dentist.
Sep 24 2009Marisa Miller nude in 'Room 23'
Marisa Miller posed nude for the August issue of British GQ, and here's the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson's new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting of the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a sweet, naked ass in the shower which gives me an erection so hard tanks piss themselves out of fear I might stab them. I mean, uh, bravo!
NOTE: Some photos are LSFW, or Communist propaganda if you're Glenn Beck.
Sep 17 2009Khloe Kardashian is a braless Yeti
Nipple Morning takes a stop in mediocre town with Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend Lamar Odom of the Lakers who were out in West Hollywood last night. You can kind of see Khloe's nips in these shots, but what I' find most disappointing is I expected her breasts to look like two hairy Ewoks swinging from her chest. So much for that fantasy which, yes, involved speeder bikes. I know how sex works, people.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions if your boss is a Level 8 Squinter.
Sep 14 2009Teri Hatcher's vagina. Maybe.
Remember 10-15 years ago when you used to watch episodes of Lois & Clark and wish you could see what may or not be part of Teri Hatcher's vagina in the context of a triathlon? Uncle Internet's got you covered.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions unless your boss somehow knows more about the vagina than I do. But if so, ask him which part opens the portal to Narnia.
Aug 14 2009Heidi Montag in Playboy
Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here's Heidi Montag posing for the September issue of Playboy, and I pretty much feel like I'm reading the Bible right now. Mostly because I don't believe any of this is real and I want to beat Spencer Pratt about the face with it. No nudity clause. REPENT!
Scope Out (10) Pics of Heidi After the Jump
