Sep 20 2009Halle Berry is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin's "sex appeal" is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow returns to tell the unwashed masses how to live their pitiful peasant lives. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Malin Ackerman pose for the cover of Self. Man, I would've loved to have been a fly on all those breasts. Bzzzz! [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson broods in the rain. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan can sleep easier. Police arrested one of the three burglars who stole a wall safe from her home. They're still looking for two other women which everyone knows was really Lindsay so coked up she appeared to be standing in two places at once in surveillance footage. You heard it here first. [Celebslam]
- January Jones wants to keep her vagina private. [Wonderwall]
- Jay-Z defends Kanye West on BBC Radio. [Socialite Life]
Scope Out (12) Pics of Halle After the Jump
May 28 2008Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!
Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like my high school prom if everyone was 40. All that said, I present to you, for your mocking pleasure, the lovable characters of Sex and the City: HorseFace, Slutty Cougar, The One Who Used to Be Hot Five Years Ago and Does it Matter?
Enjoy!
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Apr 9 2008Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat with SATC girls
Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and the City co-stars (From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One) act friendly and cordial in front of the cameras, but Sarah Jessica didn't sit with her cast mates during a gala Monday night. NY Daily News reports:
The foursome dismissed talk of past feuds when they signed on to make the avidly awaited movie sequel. But many took notice that Parker was seated at a separate table from her co-stars at a gala Monday night. While Parker shared pleasantries with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, Davis, Nixon and Cattrall sat together, away from her, at the Audi-sponsored dinner at Capitale.
I don't need more evidence to hate Sarah Jessica Parker. I'm still mad at her for ditching Aiden in Season Four. Goddammit, he loved you, Carrie! HE FREAKING LOVED YOU AND YOU RIPPED HIS HEART OUT! The man made furniture! He was an artist! GOD! SO ANGRY! *throws Bill out the window* BIG IS AN ASSHOLE AND YOU KNOW IT! DAMMIT! What? The coffee pot's fixed? Oh, thank God. Say where's Bill? I sort of blacked out there for a minute. Eh, he'll turn up. Ooh, hazelnut...
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Mar 19 2008Kristin Davis' sex tape: My long-awaited thoughts
Over the past few days provocative photos of what may or may not be Sex and the City star Kristin Davis have surfaced on the net. Do I think it's really her? Absolutely. I mean, everyone's been nude on camera. Even Hillary Clinton who, I must say, was a true professional. Miss you, babe! Anyway, TMZ is giving their final word on the whole situation and shooting down the rumors these pics are part of a sex tape:
The photos, we're told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That's right, they are just photos -- no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it's not quite 20.
We're told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh? The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we're told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.
That guy is supposedly Scott Fayner who had the above pic on his website, but as of this post it's gone and there's only a link to a porn site where you have to pay to see the rest. Then, once you pay, surprise!, you don't see them. Not that I paid or anything and you'll never prove it. *throws wallet out the window* HA! I win!
NOTE: Photo links to a ridiculously NSFW pic that shows just what's in Kristin Davis' mouth. And, no, it's not a Crossainwich but good guess.
Dec 14 2007Kristin Davis has abs of quasi-steel
Here are some shots of Kristin Davis filming a scene for the Sex and the City movie.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Her character Charlotte just finished working out - at a gym!
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I admire how Kristin Davis doesn’t cave into peer pressure and continues to maintain her good looks as evidenced by her great abs. Meanwhile her cast mates allow themselves to be ravaged by the effects of time. Although, let’s be real, Sarah Jessica Parker was born with the face of a bridge troll. I even hear she visits hospitals to reverse the effects of Viagra overdose, so God bless her for overcoming adversity and being a beacon of light and stuff. Just don’t look at me.
