Oct 23 2009Kristin Cavallari definitely works out and other news
- Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood were in the same room together last night and to their credit, neither one had their pale make-up punched in. [Lainey Gossip]
- Justin Timberlake gets a restraining order against a stalker, and surprisingly it wasn't Cameron Diaz. [PopEater]
- Melanie Brown still has huge breasts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jessica Simpson should not do live television. [Celebslam]
- Jessica Alba wisely picks a Shauna Sand-free day to hit up the pumpkin patch. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton is still trying to convince people she's only pretending to be vapid. [The Blemish]
- Anne Hathaway looking less Joker-ish than usual. [PopSugar]
- Sophie Monk apparently shops at the same store as Kristin Cavallari. [Socialite Life]
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Oct 1 2009Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news
- Jude Law's dramatic reading of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face." [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip]
- La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus Juice time? That's what I'm saying. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner was "very vanilla" in bed. I would've assumed he was more Cookies n' Douche. [Celebslam]
- Reese Witherspoon's chin is getting out of hand. Look, she almost stabbed Paul Rudd! Then who's going to star in every Judd Apatow movie? [PopSugar]
- Rachel Bilson wears jorts. [Just Jared]
- Rose McGowan has ditched Robert Rodriguez. Awesome, now somebody with breasts can play Barbarella as God intended it. [WonderWall]
- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively hasn't made me forget about you. Completely. For the most part. [ICYDK]
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Sep 28 2009Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news
- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there's irreparable ass damage. I'll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]
- Janet Jackson's bosom: We don't talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then tell Lindsay he's hiding uncut Colombian snow in his aorta. Or not and kiss an Emmy goodbye. It's your call. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio carries around dogs now. Why not? [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari deserves more than Lauren Conrad. [JustJared]
- Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married. Whee. [PopEater]
- Jenny Slate won't get fired from SNL for dropping the F-bomb which was less offensive than Megan Fox's "acting." [The Blemish]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson pout about being famous. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson denies she's broke which is actually true. Unless her vagina stopped working, then maybe. [Celebitchy]
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Sep 10 2009John Mayer is not diddling Kristin Cavallari
John Mayer took to his Twitter last night to deny rumors he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari (above) of The Hills:
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
A fitting response, but just as was I starting to think John Mayer is only 95% douche, he kept going. Because why have one clever quip when you can make a bunch of lame ones and hope they reel in some Internet trim?
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
In hindsight, John Mayer could've probably saved himself a lot of time by simply tweeting "I need everyone to think I'm super hip, and in return, I'll pay off your credit bills after you touch my penis."
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Sep 9 2009Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won't believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]
- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]
- Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are saying "Fuck you, Barbara Walters" by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]
Aug 30 2009Kristin Cavallari apparently owns nothing but bikinis
Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she's an incredibly deep person. I'm not sure MTV's ready for that level of subtle nuance. But, anyway, I included pics of Kristin's friend because I, uh, want to get to know her as a person and share her nonsensical woman thoughts that make me wonder what it's like to escape a mental institution. Yeah, that stuff.
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Aug 12 2009Kristin Cavallari still wearing bikinis
Somehow I missed these shots of Kristin Cavallari filming an episode of The Hills over the weekend, and it seems like all her character does is wear a bikini which instantly makes her light years beyond Lauren Conrad. Okay, sure, she wore a bikini, too. But I usually fell asleep when that happened or was turned on by something more seductive. Like my toaster. Or a piece of chewing gum.
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Aug 6 2009Kristin Cavallari in a bikini
After looking at these pics of Kristin Cavallari in Malibu this week, kudos to the producers of The Hills for finding someone to replace Lauren Conrad whose ass doesn't literally bore me to tears. Seriously, I look at Kristin's, and I feel like a kid in a (erotic) candy store. While anytime I look at Lauren's, I wake up five hours later to an EMT screaming "Live, damn you. LIVE!" before juicing me with a defibrillator pad. It tickles.
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