May 8 2008John Mayer made something I like... *head explodes*
John Mayer got together with the folks over at FunnyOrDie.com to make a video that takes us behind the scenes of his song-writing process. And, here's the kicker, it's pretty fucking funny. Don't get me wrong. John Mayer's music still makes me want to eat a live grenade, but I actually started to like him as a person. I'm even willing to forgive that he's able to score a chick like Jennifer Aniston. And, oh wait, the peyote's wearing off. Where am I? Who typed these words? What happened to Lion-O from Thundercats? I could've sworn he was sitting right here next to me.
Thanks to Laura for making me realize John Mayer deserves to live - for now....
Apr 11 2008Mila Kunis is sweet baby Jesus hot
I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers/Weight Watchers enthusiasts but this is how you show up for a premiere: By looking SH-BANGIN'! This is Mila Kunis at the premiere of her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I gotta admit I never was much of a fan during her time on That 70's show. I was all about the Laura Prepon Amazonian goodness. Maybe it's because Mila's character dated Ashton Kutcher and therefore, by association, I wanted her to get hit in the face with a large jungle cat. But now? Get that cheetah out of the slingshot; Daddy likes.
NOTE: Included pics of Mila with Kristen Bell because I'm practically Mother Teresa over here. I get confused for her a lot and especially at the nudie bar. People are always, "Oh, hey, yo, are you that Mother Teresa lady?" And I'm all, "Ha ha, no, good citizen." Then they punch me in the face and tell me to stop smuggling free wings in my shirt. Ah, like peas in a pod, the two of us.
