Sep 24 2009Britney Spears' nipples and other news
- Randy Quaid's wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]
- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]
- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he's a hip-hop artist again. [PopSugar]
- Amber Heard at the premiere of Zombieland. [Celebslam]
- Cameron Diaz is into firemen. [Drunken Stepfater: Site is NSFW]
- Milo Ventimiglia found a replacement for Hayden Panettiere. [Socialite Life]
- Nicole Richie promises not to look like Gollum again. Seriously this time. [ICYDK]
Jun 29 2009Kellie Pickler secretly dating Kid Rock for over a year
Former American Idol contest and country star Kellie Pickler announced during a radio interview she's been secretly dating Kid Rock for over a year, according to Associated Content. The 23-year-old singer is 15 years younger than Kid Rock which has to be awesome considering he used to sleep with Pamela Anderson. It must be nice having sex with someone who doesn't feel like a leather couch stuffed with sand and hepatitis. Not to mention, there's a 100% less chance of Dr. Feelgood vinyl falling out post-coitus. That's still on the record player.
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Dec 9 2008Kid Rock calls out PETA
Kid Rock is daring PETA to throw red paint on his fur coats. He's ready to throw down with the animal rights group and ba widda ba da bang a dang google wookie all over their asses. Britain's Sunday Mail reports:
"I want to go to war with PETA. My biggest extravagance is fur coats -- I've got every kind of animal in my wardrobe."
The rocker also slams PETA's activism tactics -- which have included throwing red paint on fur-wearing stars -- and urges the group to try the same protest with him.
He adds: "I'm just willing the animal rights protesters to chuck some red paint on me.So, reading between the lines, Kid Rock basically just admitted he wants to slap around some insane hippie chicks. The man hates armpit hair, folks, and frankly, I'm glad someone's taking a stand. Also, maybe tell these crazies that inviting me to your apartment and then just smoking pot is not what I had in mind. (You said you had a Wii.)
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Oct 22 2007Kid Rock arrested for Waffle House brawl
Kid Rock was arrested yesterday after getting into a scuffle at an Atlanta Waffle House. DeKalb County police arrested Kid Rock and five of his entourage after an argument with a customer turned physical. Reuters reports:
"Rock along with five members of his entourage were charged with one count of battery, which is a misdemeanor. The victim ... was treated and released at a local hospital for his injuries," Mekka Parish, spokeswoman for DeKalb police, said.The Waffle House pressed charges against the man involved in the fight with Rock's entourage after a window was punched out during the fight, which started inside but ended in the parking lot, Parish said.
First off, real men don’t get into fights at the Waffle House. That’s what IHOP is for. Second, if this post was about a giant, walking waffle that demolished a diner Kid Rock was in, would you maybe consider reading it then? Didn’t think so. Moving on…
Oct 3 2007Kid Rock claims Pamela Anderson lied about miscarriage
Kid Rock says his ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage last year. People reports:
Anderson got mad when Rock delayed a visit to her on the set of her movie in Canada so he could attend a Los Angeles Lakers game, the 36-year-old singer tells Rolling Stone magazine."I'm like, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, 'You don't care about me, blah blah blah,' " Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: 'I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."
In November 2006, Anderson's then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that "everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time."
However Kid Rock claims when he got to Vancouver, things weren’t what they seemed:
"She's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.' "Rock filed for divorce from Anderson a month later, ending their four-month marriage.
Uhh… Hmm. Wow, where should I even start? Well, what if – no that's not right. Maybe Kid Rock – nah, can’t say that either. Oh thank God, just in time: Hey, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are going back to court today! (Start the car. Don’t ask questions. I’ll jump through the passenger window in a second.) I wonder what new developments will happen in their zany custody, uh, thing and perhaps they’ll - GUN IT! Go, go, go!
Sep 13 2007Kid Rock, Tommy Lee given chance to be douchebags again
Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They'll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with. E! Online’s Mark Malkin reports:
“I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite,” Beacher just told me. “They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up.”
In case you were worried, this spectacle is going to be super-classy:
And in the true spirit of re-creating Sunday’s VMAs, Beacher said, "I’ll even have Mini Britney open the show!” If you’re not familiar with Mini Brit, she’s a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole.
Okay, the Mini Brit, here’s her website. Go nuts. Now, who in the hell wants to see two white-trash rockers recreate their pansy fight? Besides the entire South. And that trailer park by the expressway. Other than that, nobody. Well, maybe the mentally handicapped. And the illiterate which also includes the NASCAR crowd. Wait, I already mentioned the South, didn’t I?
Sep 11 2007Tommy Lee writes rilly gude
Tommy Lee apologized on his official website today for getting in a fight with Kid Rock during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance of George Michael’s “Freedom.” He writes:
Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance....("I apologize sweetie.....I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards... grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I'm fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm's George Maloof......the rest is paper work and bullshit!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!
We are in the presence of a modern-day Shakespeare. “Kid Pebble,” brilliant! If you didn't read the entire message, do so now and treat yourself to a rare example of vernacular wit and cunning. Tommy Lee is truly a master of the English language and should be heralded as such. Bravo, Tommy, as a fellow wordsmith, I salute you and implore you to never sway in your literary endeavors. For tomorrow shall be a slow news day and, if you say something else stupid, I’m covered until lunch.
Sep 10 2007Kid Rock and Tommy Lee are super mature
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee (who have both been married to Pamela Anderson) got into a fight during the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards last night. Rap producer Rich Nice witnessed the incident and told the AP:
“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him. And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?’ When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand and then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong.”
Tommy Lee told The Insider his version of the story:
"I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek," claims Tommy. "I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish." He added that after Kid came up and punched him, he "was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass. "I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'"
Can this thing even be called a fight? Kid Rock has a cigar in his mouth the entire time. I've seen tougher fights at the petting zoo. And not even a real petting zoo. Just a bunch of stuffed animals I threw on the ground to entertain some babies. And how exactly was Tommy Lee planning on putting Kid Rock in the emergency room? Was it with the yelling or the walking away in shame? I usually just use punches, but maybe I'll give his method a try.
