Sep 25 2009Hayden Panettiere & Kevin Connolly make elf love
Jeremy Piven must be jealous as shit somewhere because Entourage's Kevin Connolly reportedly showed up with Hayden Panettiere as his date for a post-Emmys party, according to Betty Confidential:
The 35-year-old Entourage star spent the evening with the 20-year-old Heroes starlet. Hayden certainly likes her men older. She dated Heroes co-star, Milo Ventigmilia, 32, for nearly two years and has recently been linked to business mogul (and Lindsay Lohan ex) Harry Morton, 28.
"Hayden spent her entire evening at the Entourage table talking to Kevin. They were there to hang out together and stayed for hours until well after midnight. Kevin only left Hayden's side towards the end of the night when he wanted to chat with someone at another table."
Meanwhile, Harry Morton, who has been out of town, was bragging to friends about dating Hayden. One pal says, "He still thought he was dating her last week and told friends all about her. Harry was bragging about getting her to do anything he wants."
And that, my friends, is the Catch-22 of bragging about midget anal. Once you tell somebody, POOF! It's gone. Curse their tiny magic!
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Jan 8 2009Drew Barrymore attempts to pick up Kevin Connolly - literally. He's very small.
Drew Barrymore is looking to add "Elf Fucker" to her resume. She was recently seen hitting on Entourage star Kevin Connolly who wanted nothing to do with that, according to The National Enquirer:
Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together at the Laurel Tavern in Studio City, Calif, on Dec. 21. While Drew poured on the charm with touchy-feeling gestures, Kevin played it cool and barely showed her any affection at all.
“Drew was practically throwing herself at Kevin,” an eyewitness revealed. “They were at the tavern for almost two hours, and Drew was definitely the one initiating all the physical contact.”
You know, I really shouldn't make fun of Drew Barrymore. She's out there providing a charitable service to actors who would otherwise never get laid. Your Justin Longs, Tom Greens and an apparently picky Kevin Connolly. Beggars can't be choosers, dawg.
Excuse me while I close my garage door on my hands for that last sentence. Bad Superficial Writer. Bad. No.
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Oct 10 2008Gisele Bundchen lends her hotness to Kevin Connolly
These are shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for Black Cowboy yesterday. Kevin Connolly from Entourage directed the shoot which took place on Melrose Ave., and I gotta say, I have my concerns. I'm no expert, but this thing seems to be missing several key components for a successful music video: Nudity, robots and Slash playing guitar while driving a tank full of strippers. I mean, sure, you can make a video without these things, but you can also make beer without alcohol. Just because you can doesn't mean you should - and that's one to grow on.*
*Except for you, Kevin Connolly. You had your chance.
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Oct 1 2008'Don't Vote' celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes
A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this "edgy" video encouraging young people to vote. Here's the YouTube summary:
Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian Way, were created to engage and inspire young people to register and vote and participate in the upcoming election.
And guess what, kids? They use bad words. Holy shit! In fact, Jonah Hill even endorses getting high and playing Halo. Damn, now I'm totally voting! Thanks, sarcastic stars of stage and screen. If it weren't for the emotionless face of Tobey Maguire, I would've sat at home like a fag. U.S.A!
Feb 15 2008Lindsay Lohan really wants to get laid
Lindsay Lohan, or as I affectionately call her "Cinnamon Chesterton," knocked back vodka and champagne at a West Hollywood club the other night. Heeding the drunken call of her fiery master, Lindsay went on a manhunt and set her eyes on Adrian Grenier. But things didn't go as planned, according to NY Daily News:
LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.
Kevin Connolly, foolishly thinking he'd touch his first boob, tried to make a pass at the desperate Lindsay. She said she was here with a date then started making out with her purse. Kevin Connolly, cockblocked by a handbag again, sulked sadly back to his home in the Shire to watch porn with Bilbo Baggins. But no eye contact!
Feb 5 2008Kevin Connolly tries his best
Despite being the star of HBO's Entourage, Kevin Connolly had trouble scoring bottom rung MTV reality stars at Playboy's Super Saturday Night party. His first target was Audrina Patridge. It was a crash and burn, according to NY Daily News:
After being denied a date, he offered to make the "Hills" star dinner at her apartment - and got another "no."
Not letting rejection stand in his way, Kevin made his way to Kristin Cavallari. The two seemed to hit it off, until something better came along. Page Six reports:
"She was all over Kevin until she saw Brody Jenner walk in," our spy said. "She dumped Kevin for Brody and started kissing him before she went to find photographers to take pictures of them. It was all a ploy to make [her nemesis] Lauren Conrad jealous."
Adding insult to injury, Page Six says Kevin Dillon (aka Johnny Drama) scored a bunch of girls at the same party in the VIP room. Ha! And he's practically 50. Poor Kevin Connolly. Wait, who is he again? He played one of the Hobbits, right? Not the super-gay one. But the medium-gay one. I want to say his name was Jimmy, I dunno. I could never make it through those movies. Why waste three hours when I could be doing something more productive? Like playing Warcraft in my boxers.
