Nov 4 2009Aw, sweet, Kelly Brook brought donuts!
It's Hump Day, so I figured we'd start the the morning off with a topless Kelly Brook brandishing assorted pastries. Wait, no coffee? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Tell you what, you go fetch a pot and I'll hold onto your danishes...
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Oct 20 2009Kelly Brook's cleavage and other news
- Mischa Barton actually believes she has a serious career in film ahead of her which proves she got out of the psych ward way too soon. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna has a new single is probably about Chris Brown. Or her new NRA membership. Either one. [PopEater]
- Shauna Sand is a walking blow-up doll? I'm convinced. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan's new look explained. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Palin wants to appear on Oprah now. But what if she asks what newspapers read? ABORT! ABORT! Bad choice of words in retrospect. ABORT! [Just Jared]
- Michelle Trachtenberg apparently believes she owns every cab in New York. [The Blemish]
- Spencer Pratt reveals he loves dancing at clubs while trying to defend Stephanie's DUI making this Example #1,587 of "Yeah, that dude's gay." [Wonderwall]
- Fred Durst and Tom Green like to hang out together. I'd ask "Why?" but I just remembered it's not 1999. [ICYDK]
Sep 25 2009Kelly Brook poses nude for Ralph Lauren
Here's Kelly Brook posing for the latest Ralph Lauren campaign and I now officially hate all forms of plant life. Seriously, is this because I never called that tree the next day? It knew what this was.
Sep 9 2009Kelly Brook has my attention
Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn't it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like a BMW. Or a duffel bag full of diamonds. God, award shows are weak.
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Aug 28 2009Kelly Brook wearing lingerie
Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men's magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. "Sir, you're supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger." "Go 'way."
That's the life.
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Aug 26 2009UPDATE: Kelly Brook in a bikini
These are pics I missed of Kelly Brook and her boyfriend Danny Cipriani vacationing in LA over the weekend, and let me just give incredible props to Danny for not being ashamed to do what any guy in his shoes would be doing. Although, I'd take it a step further and pray my head got stuck so I could die a hero's death. We all gotta go sometime.
Thanks to Leslie Thompson for bringing these to my attention. Once I figure out which child was my firstborn, it's totally yours.
UPDATE: Added high-res shots because those things deserve the best.
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Jul 14 2009Kelly Brook quits sunbathing topless
Here's the saddest news you'll hear all week: Kelly Brook's boyfriend doesn't want her to sunbathe topless anymore - and she's agreeing to it. Jesus. Whatever happened to independent womanhood? (Excluding sandwich making.) The Daily Mail reports
The former glamour model has revealed that she no longer sunbathes topless - at the request of boyfriend Danny Cipriani.
'Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny doesn't like it,' she explains.
But despite baring her breasts in the past, Kelly says she doesn't feel it has stopped her from being taken seriously.
'Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who's considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that.'
Okay, I agree with Kelly that us aesthetically pleasing people have to work harder than the "Normies." However, that doesn't stop me from taking my shirt off. Fuck no. I'm a survivor. My nipples turn sunlight into raw power which I use to vanquish the day and seize life by the horns and sometimes testicles. (Kelly, you should probably be writing this down.)
Kelly Brook Sunbathing Topless Gallery (NSFW)
Jun 30 2009Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk
- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe's 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn't emerge. I'm as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the "Sorry I Cheated on You, Horseface" Twins. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicky Hilton enjoys laughing at the misfortune of others. That's for the two people who actually think there's a good Hilton sister. I'll let you guess who they are. [The Blemish]
- Vanessa Minnillo rebounds with Topher Grace. How sad must be it for Nick Lachey to learn the villain from the shitty Spider-man movie obviously has more money than him? [Celebslam]
- Kelly Brook's boyfriend wore a Michael Jackson T-shirt today which means he's gay and she should start having unprotected sex with me. Hey, you can't argue with science. [Just Jared]
- Zac Efron wears a life preserver on a short boat trip. Somebody get this kid a towel. For his vagina. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford has a new haircut! And yet somehow this doesn't trump the non-stop media coverage of Michael Jackson's death. Is there no justice?! [ICYDK]
