Apr 27 2009Katie Holmes smiling? What the...
- Katie Holmes allowed in public without Tom?! Somewhere he just uppercut a cockroach. After getting a stool and jumping really high that is. [Just Jared]
- Kathleen Turner or Britney Spears in 15 years? Not even they know. [Celebslam]
- Guy Ritchie is a big fan of the Jesus/Madonna relationship. Better his penis than Guy's. Am I right? High five! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Meg Ryan is aging well? Maybe? Don't quote me on that. [Lainey Gossip]
- Matthew McConaughey will challenge any dad to a diaper changing race. Right here, right now. I suddenly feel very sorry for Levi's first little league game. "Mom, why is dad's shirt off? And he keeps whipping beers at me to run faster." [Pink is the New Blog]
- Octomom gets a tattoo to honor her Octo-babies. Hmm... who else do I know with lots of kids and tattoos? Don't tell me. I know this one. [Radar Online]
Jan 23 2008Nicolas Cage stole Chihuahuas
Actress Kathleen Turner’s upcoming autobiography “Send Yourself Roses” includes dirt on her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star Nicolas Cage. The movie was directed by Nic’s uncle Francis Ford Coppola and apparently the future Ghost Rider was a pain in the ass on set, according to Page Six:
"Everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems," Turner writes. "He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."
A Chihuahua in the jacket, huh? That’s bush league. One time I smuggled a Great Dane and two Pomeranians in my pants. I’ll let you read between the lines on that one… ladies. (Hint: I love puppies!)
