Aug 11 2008Kate Bosworth in a bikini
After a morning of such heavy topics as death, domestic violence and politics, it's time for some lighter fare. And you can't get lighter than Kate Bosworth in a bikini. She was at the beach yesterday with her boyfriend who I'm going to assume thought he was helping a starving Ethiopian find food. But instead he ended up having sex with Kate Bosworth. Man, if I had a nickel...
Mar 28 2008Kate Bosworth is my kind of actress
Kate Bosworth knows how to tackle tough scenes - with gallons upon gallons of booze. As if chasing after my own heart, Kate talked to People about how she handled her love scene with Jim Sturgess in their new movie 21:
"We were both so drunk," the Superman Returns star said. "Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it."
Jim Sturgess doesn't even remember doing the scene:
"We were on Grey Goose, I think," said the British actor. "It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink ... it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn't stand up at one point."
So, wait, getting shit-faced and falling over is technically considered acting? Damn, where's my Oscar? I don't remember anything since 2003. Hey, where'd this wedding band come from? And who this little kid by my desk? Somebody fetch my whiskey mug so I can sort this out. *sips* Much better. Now I can get back to what I do best: typing with my forehead. *bang bang bang* Britney's vagina *bang bang bang* Holy crap, boobs!
And that's the story of how The Superficial Writer does his job. The End.
Jun 6 2007Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler kiss
Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler bumped into each other while grabbing lunch at Sant Ambroeus in New York yesterday, and apparently Liv Tyler greets people by making out with them. That's a pretty passionate kiss right there. It actually looks like Bosworth is trying to escape here. If I kissed my friends like that I probably wouldn't have any more friends. Not because I'd be shunned or anything, but because they'd die once they experienced the ecstasy that is my mouth. That's right, ladies. *wink*
May 3 2007Kate Bosworth nipple slip...sort of
Kate Bosworth was spotted leaning over some person's baby with her nipple possibly showing. And I say possibly because I can't tell. I like nipple slips as much as the next person, but this is pushing it. Like really really pushing it. Click the image above and judge for yourself. Although you'd probably have a better chance of spotting her nipple if this was a photo of Barney the dinosaur.
If you can't get motivated for the hunt, here's a little inspiration.
May 1 2007Kate Bosworth still wearing her bikini
Here are some more shots of Kate Bosworth on vacation in Hawaii. I posted some yesterday, but these are way better. And by way better I mean exactly the same. But it's Kate Bosworth in a bikini so who cares. It'd be like complaining about having too much chocolate. Or being too rich. Or getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts. Hmm, that last one might actually suck. Well, either suck or be totally awesome.
A bunch more of Kate Bosworth looking good after the jump.
Apr 30 2007Kate Bosworth gained weight, still skinny
Kate Bosworth was spotted on a Maui beach in her bikini looking like she put on a few pounds. Yeah, this is her after gaining weight. Although compared to how she used to look, these could be pictures of a bikini hanging from a broom and it would still look like she put on some weight. For reference, this is what her chest used to look like. If you don't feel like clicking the link, just picture Gollum's body, and it's a little more disgusting than that.
A ton more of Kate Bosworth in her bikini after the jump.
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Sep 14 2006Kate Bosworth has a nipple slip
Kate Bosworth accidentally slipped her nipple at the Another Magazine after party on Tuesday as she bent over to greet Kirsten Dunst. At least I think it's her nipple. When your sternum resembles a cheese grater it's hard to tell just what exactly is what. Her chest looks like somebody glued little water balloons to a washboard. Which sounds sexy in theory, but you might be surprised. And if you find yourself tempted to masturbate to these pictures, just head over to your local cemetary and dig up the real thing. It's erotic and it's classy.
More of Kate Bosworth's nipple slip after the jump.
Oct 19 2005Orlando Bloom respects Kate Bosworth
I don't know when Kate Bosworth got so skinny, but it's still not skinny enough. Until you can see your ribs through your back or your spine through your front, you're too fat to be in Hollywood.
Some more images of Orlando Bloom violating the newly skinny Kate Bosworth after the jump.
