Oct 22 2008Jodie Marsh: Still classy!
My new favorite British monstrosity Jodie Marsh stopped by a radio show yesterday and sent out a request for sperm from any willing donor. You see, Jodie's apparently a lesbian now but won't let that stop her from trying to conceive. Because there's nothing a child loves more than finding out its father is some dude with too much free time and a turkey baster. The Sun reports:
She recently admitting she's started a relationship with hairdresser NINA.
Jodie said: "I've had loads of s**t men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere."
Here's the best part: Right after her nationwide request for man sauce, Jodie scooted off to a local Starbucks to promote the "Bring Your Own Mug" event to reduce waste. Yeah. So, to all my readers across the pond, you might want to order that latte with a shot of penicillin. Or you can dodge the pee-burning bullet altogether and get your Dunkin on. Do they even have those in England? If not, immediately start swimming west. I'll save a glazed for you.
Oct 7 2008Jodie Marsh will bring a touch of elegance to your next social event
Jodie Marsh continued her silicon-fueled rampage through the English celebrity scene by attending soccer player Jermaine Defoe's birthday party Sunday night. Wait, I didn't know she did birthdays. She'd go perfect with my whiskey out of a brown bag at the strip club theme. Now, if only I could find Jodie in the Yellow Pages. Hmm... here we go: Right underneath "F" for "Funbags the Clown."
NOTE: Third pic links to NSFW version that could be considered hot - if you're oddly aroused by Frankenstein.
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Aug 28 2008Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts
These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don't tell me this isn't Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I'm convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I'll make eye contact - sort of.
EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah....
May 16 2007Jodie Marsh has great ideas for shirts
Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show "Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle" in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn't want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It'd be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.
Jul 12 2004Jodie Marsh
Skanky celebrities are so creative when it comes to creating their outfits. In this video of Jodie Marsh at an FHM event, she has apparently put together a nice little top and bottom using just three belts. If you had told me yesterday that an outfit could be created from just three belts, I would have called you a witch and had you burned at the stake. But now I see just how right you would have been. Who knew that a belt normally used to hold up a skirt could be used as the skirt itself? Genius, I tell you.
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Jun 4 2004Jodie Marsh
Glamour model Jodie Marsh drew gasps from celebs - and plenty of stares - when she showed up at a showbiz bash wearing next to nothing.
Talk about an attention whore. Maybe my tastes are just more refined than the average joe, but I really don't enjoy seeing desperate ugly models dress in trashy clothing to show off their saggy breasts and disgusting ass. I can understand what they're trying to do, but I'd really rather they didn't. Maybe if they looked a little more like Jessica Alba then yes, please, dress as skanky as you'd like. In fact, if you look like Jessica Alba why dress at all? I think it would probably be in everybody's best interest if you just walked around naked.
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*edit: Here's another article detailing the Jordan/Jodie feud with pictures of both.
