Sep 4 2008David Spade is a dad

Remember when David Spade found out he knocked up a Playboy Bunny? I'm kidding. No one does. But that didn't stop a baby girl from popping out of Jillian Grace's vagina making David Spade a first-time daddy and, also, a first-time wage garnishee. People reports:

"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement," Spade's rep, Meredith O'Sullivan, tells PEOPLE.

Hopefully, the lesson learned here is that Hugh Hefner really needs someone on hand tying up tubes at the mansion. Guys like David Spade deserve quality customer service that goes above and beyond simply not laughing at their penis. Which, don't get me wrong, is always appreciated. Or so I hear - from other people. Who aren't me. I'm hung like a spaceship!

Jan 16 2008David Spade might have knocked up Playboy Bunny

Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, claims David Spade is the father of her unborn child. She claims the two had a relationship that led to her pregnancy. David Spade didn’t deny anything when approached by TMZ:

"I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Of course David Spade didn’t deny anything. Maybe now people will believe him when he says he sleeps with Playboy Bunnies all the time. I have to admit though; if I ever found out I got a girl pregnant, I hope it’s a Playboy model. Mostly so I’ll have a good story to tell my new friends when I mail myself to Canada.

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