Nov 2 2009Jewel in a bikini and other news
- Kate Beckinsale and a shit-ton more celebs in Halloween costumes. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan banged Gerard Butler? I believe it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price, how is Halloween different from any other day for you? [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Mel Gibson's girlfriend gave birth to a baby girl which brings his child army one soldier closer to battling the Jews for control of Hollywood. THEY CAN TAKE OUR ROLES, BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE OUR SUGAR-TITS! FREEEEEDOM! [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown's album cover manages to out-gay Adam Lambert's. Not even joking. [PopEater]
- Robert Pattinson denies dating Kristen Stewart because he's waiting for you entire Twilight demographic with disposable income. [PopSugar]
- Audrina Patridge might be soft on demanding competent plastic surgery, but dammit, if she's not tough on crime. [The Blemish]
- Jake Gyllenhaal in the new Prince of Persia trailer. [Socialite Life]
Scope Out (12) Pics of Jewel After the Jump
Aug 8 2008Jewel marries a cowboy
Jewel married longtime boyfriend rodeo star Ty Murray yesterday in the Bahamas, according to Us Magazine:
"Jewel is thrilled! It was so romantic," the source adds. "She looked beautiful! Her dress is gorgeous, the ring is gorgeous. They can't be happier!"
The two share a 2,200-acre central Texas ranch with their shitzu George. Born in Utah and raised on a ranch in Homer, Alaska, Jewel has said living on Murray's ranch "is comforting because I'm able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding."
Oh yeah, horses are real cool, Jewel - until they paralyze you! Jesus. Did Christopher Reeve teach us nothing about horses: nature's hooved killers of the night? Think about that on your ranch full of murderers. God, you people make me sick. Oh yeah, and also, congratulations.
Nov 8 2007Jewel’s boobs are, uh, shrinky?
Singer/songwriter Jewel attended the 41st Annual CMA Awards in Nashville last night. We’ve secretly replaced Jewel’s usual silicone-enhanced breasts with rapidly drying prunes. Let’s see if she notices…
