Mar 9 2009Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit

During Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, Jessica Biel made a cameo appearance dressed as Jessica Rabbit in the middle of a skit featuring Justin Timberlake. If you haven't heard about this historic moment in our nation's history, surprise, you're a terrorist.

That said, if we're bringing erotic cartoon characters to life, somebody needs to get a jump on the following: Judy Jetson, Ms. Pac-Man, Jem and Snarf from Thundercats. Don't judge me.

NOTE: Good stuff at the 3:00 mark.

Apr 23 2008 Jessica Rabbit Is Hot Despite Not Being Real

Remember the "human-like" versions of Mario and Homer from a while ago? Well pixeloo is at it again, this time with a smoking hot Jessica Rabbit. There, I said it. She's not real and she's hot. Can you see what I'm doing now? I'm doing that thing that the cartoon wolf does where his eyeballs pop out and his tongue rolls onto the floor because he's staring at a hot chick. That's what I look like right now. The cats are getting scared. Anyway, there's Jessica Rabbit with "realistic lighting and textures." Say, have you ever watched the scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit on laserdisc frame-by-frame to see Jessica's, um, rabbit? Yeah, me neither.*

*Unless doing it when you're 12 counts, which it doesn't.

Another side-by-side comparison shot of Jessica, and a link to the urban legend page that references the scene I'm talking about (with pictures!), after the jump.

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